LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

activities, childhood memories, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, fads, growing up, Innocence, juvenile, LameKidCoolAdult, maturing, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, pastimes, Perception, perspective, pop culture, Reflection, Retro, smp, Toys, trends, uncool

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

play.islandclash.com

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Divine Spears Created:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	7206
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Divine Spears Created:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mines Excavated:	4567
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
New Chunks Explored:	583163	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Crops Grown:	9048
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3862
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	127

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9132	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Farms Harvested:	723
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	6

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Animals Bred:	199	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4804	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz