LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination plot, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Mossad, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevenge, Netanyahu, Politics, regional tensions, Replacement, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Target, Terrorism, War

Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyPutin2021

Communication, controversial, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, discussions, ex-president, foreign affairs, former leader, interactions, international relations, Meetings, News, phone calls, Political, post-presidency, putin, Reports, russia, trump, Woodward book, world leaders

so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, atelier ryza, blocky, Gender Identity, japanese games, Klaudia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, Ryza, schizophrenia, Server, sexual orientation, Stereotypes, stigma, Straight characters, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3274

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

Brat, close bond, cocktails night, CousinClash, Drinking Night, entitled, exclusion, family dinner, Family Events, Friends, guilt trip, inappropriate, mean, Minecraft, misunderstood, only child, pajama party, princess, Server, spoiled, tantrums, younger cousin

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DogHouseMC

Allergies, Animal Behavior, coworker conflicts, coworker relationships, dog behavior, dog training, DogHouseMC, ENTITLEMENT, office dynamics, office pets, office rules, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet policies, pet-friendly workplaces, Professionalism, service animals, workplace boundaries, workplace distractions, workplace etiquette

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

cherished, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood treasures, classic, games, long lost, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old school, pastimes, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental objects, smp, Toys, Traditional, vintage, wishful

Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

BIZARRE, deep sleep, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamCrafters, Edition, imagination, lucid dreaming, Mind, Nightmare, odd, Psychological, remember, Sleep, strange experiences, strangest dream, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrences, vivid

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6162	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun

2020 shortage, Controversial Decision, covert operation, covid tests, covid-19 testing, diplomatic relations, global health crisis, government actions, international relations, leadership decisions, new book, pandemic response, political intrigue, political scandal, presidential actions, public health crisis, putin, PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun, secret shipment, trump, world leaders

so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crops Grown:	2359

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server

Discord, mbg, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llamas! And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our llama fashion show where they strut their stuff in the latest pixelated outfits. Plus, if you add me on Discord at 123mbgmc, I’ll even let you in on the secret llama dance party that happens every full moon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the magic of llama architecture for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	1586

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Remember This Minecraft SMP

Childhood, Familiar, flashback, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old times, past, Recollection, remember, remember when, reminiscent, Reminiscing, smp, Throwback

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and prank each other with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SisCraft2021

aita, Boyfriend, compromise, Confrontation, couples therapy, Decision making, difficult situation, Disrespect, Eviction, Fairness, living together, red flags, reddit, relationship, relationship outcome, residency, SisCraft2021, Ultimatum, unbiased mindset, younger sister

Are you tired of drama in your own house? Looking for a place where you can build and explore without the added stress of unwanted guests? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where you don’t have to deal with your sister’s boyfriend who refuses to compromise or respect boundaries. Build your dream castle without the worry of someone almost putting their hands on you.

We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Say goodbye to unwanted house guests and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Potions Brewed:	96	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GenderSwapGamer Minecraft SMP

body swap, Curiosity, gender bending, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, gender exploration, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderSwapGamer, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, perspective shift, role reversal, Self Discovery, smp, societal norms, transformation

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Ever wondered what it would be like to wake up as a member of the opposite sex? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday! You never know what kind of wacky transformations or gender-bending antics you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon quakes in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow their fluffy rule? The choice is yours!

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their trusty pigs and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of bacon. It’s a squealing good time!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyConspiracies

#covert operations, alternative narratives, classified documents, conspiracy theories, CraftyConspiracies, debunked myths, deep state secrets, Forbidden knowledge, forbidden truths, government cover-ups, hidden agendas, hidden truths, Historical revisionism, secret agendas, suppressed evidence, suppressed information, suppressed truths, true facts, unacknowledged realities, underground knowledge, whistleblower revelations

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy in gaming history – the existence of diamond-encrusted creepers! These rare and elusive creatures roam the land, dropping stacks of diamonds when defeated. But be warned, they are protected by an army of evil chickens with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to conquer this challenge and claim the ultimate prize. Are you ready to embark on this epic quest and become a diamond-encrusted creeper slayer? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TortureCraft: UNwarnedPOWs

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, PoWs, prisoners of war, rights chief, systematic, torture, TortureCraft, UKRAINIAN, UN, united nations, UNwarnedPOWs, violations, War Crimes, Warns, widespread

so like, u know how minecraft servers can be boring and stuff? well not this one, bro. we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening on our server that u won’t find anywhere else.

first of all, we got pigs that can fly. yeah, u heard me right. pigs. that. can. fly. so if u ever wanted to ride a flying pig and be the coolest kid on the server, this is the place for u.

also, we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, cuz there are also creepers down there waiting to blow u up. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted? yeah, we got ghosts and zombies roaming around, making things extra spooky. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

so if u want a minecraft server that’s unlike anything u’ve ever seen before, come join us. but be warned, once u start playing, u may never want to leave.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.