LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7392	Dragon Eggs Found:	2693
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	288	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Farms Harvested:	490
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mines Excavated:	2633
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4433

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	92	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	229

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	9041	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	784573
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.