LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2695	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9155	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	3711	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Star Shards Collected:	173
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Items Found:	4426

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Items Found:	7843
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ores Mined:	6623	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8226

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!