LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8912	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	8705
Ores Mined:	7272	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	874	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5592
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2039
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	231	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).