LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9085
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Divine Spears Created:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	851	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	180	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5996	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mines Excavated:	1580	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Emeralds Found:	7428
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4612	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.