LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9475	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Animals Bred:	64	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Love Letters Sent:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Star Shards Collected:	204
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	317205	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”