LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9383
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1697	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Void Gems Collected:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4181	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	186

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5878

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crops Grown:	4593
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1701	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.