LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	New Chunks Explored:	468106

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	294	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Potions Brewed:	165	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Towns Built:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Emeralds Found:	7182
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4775	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Items Found:	2305	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.