LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	1403	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Crops Grown:	8916	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7371	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Towns Built:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	147

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	New Chunks Explored:	178444
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.