LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	113	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2689	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	189	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Farms Harvested:	544	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Emeralds Found:	5520	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	195

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3619
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!