LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4278
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	95	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	113	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	3171
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	186	Farms Harvested:	752

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2737	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5619

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	103	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Farms Harvested:	473
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	935296	Magic Items Found:	6633

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Holy Grails Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.