LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8487

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ores Mined:	2716
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Animals Bred:	86	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Potions Brewed:	198
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.