LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	7139	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5097

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dimension Hops:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchantments Applied:	176
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Buildings Constructed:	45
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.