LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6848
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3353	Meteorites Collected:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Zombie Dances:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	228	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	7615

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.