LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1400
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3935
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	New Chunks Explored:	928688
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	86	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5433	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Towns Built:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	4996
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	3821
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	255

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.