LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	1424	Buildings Constructed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
New Chunks Explored:	971414	Zombie Dances:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crops Grown:	1190	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	443	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Animals Bred:	95
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	1866
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mines Excavated:	3628
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.