LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ores Mined:	9500
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Items Found:	8599
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ores Mined:	3233
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Potions Brewed:	132	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ores Mined:	8167
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ores Mined:	5712	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6249

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragons Tamed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Animals Bred:	118	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!