LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	304496	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5609
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	281
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Items Found:	7765
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Runes Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	407	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Emeralds Found:	5127	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	4079

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Items Found:	4672
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	8810	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.