LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	8499
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
New Chunks Explored:	639170	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	85	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	85
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7601	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Emeralds Found:	1210	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.