LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Falling into the Void:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MPKCraft Advanced Survival

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Tired of normal survival? Want more of a challenge? Join MPKCraft today for a more challenging survival server – nighttime, harder/more mobs, custom terrain, and great gameplay!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ButteryMC

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

The ButteryMC is the last best server in the world. In this server, there’s Enchanted Survival (This is an SMP with custom things added to vanilla). There’s also Minigames like Murder Mystery, 2048, Battle Ship, Tic Tac Toe, Skywars, and much more!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Daresmp

Multiplayer Survival

Server IP: 85.190.166.8

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Element SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Element Servers is a long term (3 years) rust community that is currently adding Minecraft to its ranks. We have hosted Minecraft for years but with the release of 1.20.1 decided to make it a public offering! Element SMP is a long term, Hard mode+ Vanilla++ Survival Multiplayer server. Play as a team, Play as a solo or just share your builds with others! In our experience with other servers, we have learned that in order to give players the best gameplay possible, community feedback is key to doing just this. This is why we employe discord to ensure every player has a say and is updated at every turn! While it is not required to play, it is encouraged!

The server was just fresh wiped on Sunday July 9th at 7pm CST and will not wipe again for the foreseeable future or unless a patch demands it. We have a 50 player cap to keep it personal and the server is on a dedicated host, hosted out of the Midwest, this means we offer some of the smoothest gameplay around!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Flash

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

It’s a NO RULES server, you can do anything on the server, the thing on the server is to make bases and play with your friends! THE version IS 1.14.4 ======================================================== It’s a server without rules, you can do anything on the server, the thing about the server is to make bases and play with your friends! The version is 1.14.4

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	40	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cubehaven

Adult, BUILD, Custom MiniGames, Land Claim, Landprotection, smp, Survival

We are a predominantly adult (18+) community who enjoy stories, lore, folktales, mythology, sci-fi and mini-games/events which we work into our builds, books and NPCS when we use them. If you are an adult Minecrafter, RPGer or Interactive Fiction enthusiast looking for a mature gaming community, you might find our style interesting.

Come visit us at cubehaven.mc.gg with your Java Client but apply first at http://minecraft.cianaodh.com/apply-for-minecraft-server/ .We began work on this new world in August of 2023 and are currently running PaperMC for version 1.20.1 but we use ViaVersion and ViaBackwards so any client should be able to join. We’ve been around as a community since about 2017 and have had other worlds which are archived and sometimes made accessible via multi-verse.

We might be old but we still have game.

Even though we’ve been around awhile, we still have much work to do on this world and are in the early stages on a lot of projects, so, some things are still very primitive. We work on it a bit every day and have big plans for the future. You’re welcome to come along for the ride if you wish.

Most of our players are either adults or the teenage offspring of our adult players. PLEASE BE 18 OR OLDER TO JOIN or 13 and older with a parent or guardian member who can vouch for you. All players must behave maturely to remain as our content is of a mature nature but not x rated by any means. We run in survival mode with hard difficulty level but enjoy a casual atmosphere and laid back community.

Our players like to build shopping districts, towns and nations. We encourage cooperative gameplay and interaction between the players. We do allow PvP outside of the build zones for those who prefer a little Anarchy but our main focus is on community, economy and storytelling to go along with our building projects.

Plugins for quality of life and to keep it interesting.

Our server runs several plugins for game enhancement including Mythic Mobs, Grief Prevention, McMMO and Citizens 2 NPCs among others. For a full list, please see our website at the link below. We have an application process to verify age and compatibility with our community which you will find on the website under the Apply tab.

Thank you in advance for any interest and feedback. I do want to be clear and concise in my ads so as to attract players who are a good fit for our playing style and us for theirs as well. See our website for more details:

http://minecraft.cianaodh.com/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	250	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AnarchyPifC

Anarchy, Survival

Hello there! Are you looking for an anarchy server, but you don’t wan’t to wait 7 hours to join? Well you’re in luck! Cause a brand new anarchy server just started! There are no rules! Hack, swear, grief, anything! -1.14.4 -Java -Hacks allowed

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	2394	Players Killed by Monsters:	4206

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NationCraft

Anarchy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

It all begins with a leader. Maybe you want to build an empire. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, Nation Craft is the all-encompassing Minecraft server where you can make your visions come to life.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Full sick mc

Crates, Jobs, Multiplayer Survival, Quests

Server IP: play.full-sick.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ng network craft

Kit PvP, smp, Survival

Server IP: de2.bot-hosting.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Un Server Sin Ley

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

A Lawless Server is a Minecraft server where only the best will succeed!

We have a Fortnite-like battle pass, missions, additional achievements and endless possibilities with the plots!

We also have a system of protections and cities, economy system, auctions and much more!

You can create your own team within the server along with other people with whom you can collaborate and talk with them through our discord (we will create a channel for you) or if you prefer you can try to join one of the teams created by other players. There is PvP in unprotected areas.

Es un survival similar a DeadWorld (DeadPlayers).

WARNING! Just because it’s lawless doesn’t mean you can use hacks!

Join the discord to see the tutorials and how everything works https://discord.gg/g9ksxxW

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Coldplay Network

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We hope to make a warm space for people to play together, that’s why Coldplay Network was created. Join our Discord and enjoy the game!

Currently we have the following gamemodes:

Planet – 1:1000 Earth SMP, you can build up your towns even cities here, but keep in mind that it has keep inventory disabled Creative Land – Towny server with special generators Block Games – includes skyblock and caveblock,

If you have any questions, feel free to ask our admins on our forum or Discord

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Industrial mc

Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Quests, Towny

Geopolitical Earth Towny Server. Join a nation or create your own, establish yourself as a world power and dominate your region. Trade with other players and build the economy.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Craft Hermit

Survival, Vanilla

This is my public remake of HermitCraft PLEASE NOTE IF NO ONE IS ONLINE THE SERVER WILL SHUT DOWN What is HermitCraft? From description of the subreddit: “HermitCraft is a private, whitelisted, vanilla Minecraft server created for YouTube content creators and Twitch streamers. Members often post videos on their channels which can be found below.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineChess

Mini Games

Welcome to MineChess an awesome Pve and Pvp experience like no other with custom mobs, items, abilities and skins. We are hosting a parkour even that is up until we are ready for beta launch. There are 10 players per battle so you must be the top 3 left alive to gain rankings, or play casual and just have fun. Create special gamemodes with edited options of how your game will play. Also have the ability to turn off particles entirely from our resource pack.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!