Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Zombie Dances:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	5104	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.