Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8999	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mines Excavated:	3154
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	145030	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Farms Harvested:	868	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4289	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	791452
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	194	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	178
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	297
Dimension Hops:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	New Chunks Explored:	156340
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Farms Harvested:	776
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Items Found:	5062
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.