Laid by Dad Jokes

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come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	8973
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	4355
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Buildings Constructed:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	9025
Farms Harvested:	777	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

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Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Potions Brewed:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	296
Ores Mined:	2993	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	128	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

blended families, college fund, college savings, college tuition, dad’s affair child, DadsAffairChildNoFundsSplitting, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Support, financial decisions, inheritance issues., moral dilemmas, parental betrayal, parental responsibilities, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings, trust issues

So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	256271
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.