Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	72
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Astral Projections Made:	4

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

ithinkroks minecraft server

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

A 24/7 server that offers factions, money and a fun way to play with your friends! Come and use are huge shops with lots of things to buy. Work as a team or on your own with the use of factions!

Are server also has different (old) worlds that you can look at. See what old players, and current, have created in the past!

I hope you enjoy the sever and bring your friends to play!

mc.ithinkrok.com

North-Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Welcome to the North-Craft network, where we strive to bring you the best Minecraft community around. We achieve this by having all of our servers whitelisted, having an amazing staff team, and by running No-Griefing / No-PvP friendly servers.

We have been up and running since 2012, and have recently become a network with the following servers: – Survival (whitelisted) – Skyblock (unwhitelisted) – Creative (unwhitelisted) – Prison (Coming Soon)

We average around 20 players online at peak per day. Our long term goal is to have 4-5 active servers while still maintaining a good community. If this sounds interesting to you, come check it out.

IP: vanilla.north-craft.com

vanilla.north-craft.com

MineSplit Network

Economy, Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	614
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

MineSplit is currently OP Factions. Some of our features include:

[+] Very well configured [+] Custom [+] Rankings [+] 4 Daily KOTHs [+] Events [+] Airdrops [+] Coinflip [+] Jackpot [+] Cosmic Custom Enchantments [+] Weekly updates

Store: http://store.minesplit.com Discord: http://discord.minesplit.com

play.minesplit.com

Gravity Prison

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Votes:	7746
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Gravity Prison is an amazing OP Prison server and its one of the best. We have the best plugins for a OP Prison server and the owner is always adding more. The players and staff are very friendly and would make you have the greatest time on this server!

gravityprison.com

BuildCreek

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	2601

A server that has Town, Creative, Creative Plots, and much more! just join to see! then you might see me you could be staff you need to join for that this is why this is the server of your dreams!

buildcreek.com

SpiralPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Emeralds Found:	8197	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Towns Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

SpiralPvP is an advanced faction server built on the foundation of Raiding, McMMO, and Economy. As a ranked server, we have full support for kits, prefixes, permissions, as well as unique abilities. With a great staff team and epic players, we hope to see you join today!

74.124.13.41

MINR

Hardcore, Parkour, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

This server specializes in it’s unique system. You start off as White rank, and level up as follows: 1. To obtain Blue, get 20 points from completing maps. Blue gains rights to the HC (Hard-Core) system and a blue name. 2. To obtain Green, beat 10 maps in the HC system. Easier said than done. Green gives the right to build and explore the survival world, as well as a green name You get to explore a diverse range of maps, and be on the oldest server map in the world. You can also take a spin at the Museum to see cool builds. To start, go through the building, read the FAQ, and right click the FFA (Free For All) sign at the end of it. Your journey awaits!

zero.minr.org

GanfyCraft

Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Ores Mined:	9505	Buildings Constructed:	44
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	972	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

We are a family orientated server and try to give the best experience to all players young or old. We hope you enjoy your time on our server, there is lots for everyone to do and we aim to please even the most hardcore Minecrafter.

We have several worlds for your enjoyment with more coming soon, so far we have, good old Survival,minecraft the original way, we have Plotworld for the creative players, there is SkyBlock for those who like a challenge and SkyGrid for those that like Minecraft a bit extreme.

89.34.96.150

15 Minecraft Party

Mini Games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9349
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Emeralds Found:	2244	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Hello welcome to MInecraft Party! We have many mini-games and other fun and amazing things! You can also earn coins from these games! We have over 10+ minigames for you to play! Enjoy!

15.minecraftparty.com

Dissident Powers

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Votes:	4059
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Emeralds Found:	4094	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Dissident Powers is a survival server customized with several unique plugins made by the developers. Stop by and see them in action!

Our Custom Content: Unique quests that grant you special ingame items. Custom loot drops that change the way you play survival. Passive abilities that enhance your characters attributes. Pets that follow you and can be leveled up! A regenerating Mining World.

mc.dissidentpowers.com

Lets Tango

Creative, Factions, Raiding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

[ Bending ] [ Factions ] [ 1.8 ] [ mcMMO ] [ PlotMe ] [ …And more! ]

Let’s Tango offers not only an enjoyable community, but a multitude of features to partake in. You could create a faction in the wild to battle against other players, Perhaps bend one of the four elements ( or block chi to demolish them! ), Maybe become the top player in mining with mcMMO, Or even build to your heart’s content in some creative plots! Whatever your choice may be, there’s a little something for most everyone to enjoy. We hope to see you on the server soon! (:

play.LetsTangoMC.com

MineOz Mc

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392

WE ARE LOOKING FOR ADMINS, MODS AND PLAYERS

MineOz is a new and exciting Australian Server. We are always adding new and exciting plugins and features to all our servers. One of the cheapest Minecraft servers that are in existence that has many features to test you in skills and test you as a builder.

Although a new server this is by far one of the most exciting.

Our server is currently hosting a Survival Server, Creative Server, Games (minigames) Server, Skyblock Server and most recently a SkyWars Server.

In Survival you have many fun options, such as Jobs where you can earn in game money, there is even a player market that allows you to rent a shop or even buy a house already built. There are many different and fun plugins associated with all of our servers that makes MineOz really fun.

We are constantly looking for talented server admins that would like to earn a few dollars as the server grown. If you think you are able to assist in the running and upkeep of MineOz then please head to our website at www.mineoz.com and apply.

Join Us today

http://www.mineoz.com

mineoz.net:45599

Xeonix

Factions

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

I need help to build, Its allow to raid and much things and yes. We need help to build and apply for staff

37.59.137.197

Fab Server

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Spigot server, often updated: SMP, Creative, Factions, Slimefun, Minigames and much more! Owner’s usually around, ask away for help ^_^ This server has been made to be a friendly and fun place to stay. Staff and players find themselves with a mix of cool features, tools, serenity and helpfulness. As you can see from the Trailer, our community also revolves around a MC Classic server (“Fab’s Server” at http://classicube.net). I wish you the most fun! – Fab 😀

mc.fabthezen.com

PixelPandas

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
New Chunks Explored:	219249	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Everyone is welcome to this server to play and have fun. We have all the plugins you will need. Donor perks finished. Hunger is on! Read the rules in game basic rules and apply for a staff position, gym leader, or builder! Grief prevention, kits, 3 homes, biomes warps, mounting shop, rewards, events, gyms (need gym leaders).

198.50.252.116