Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1096	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	156	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	43	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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MythicalCraft

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

We are a Hardcore PVP server. On the server, you can mine, sell, loot, and PvP. If you decide to raid someone, make sure you know the rule about griefing.

167.114.91.146

OP Hardcore PvP Mythical Craft

Hardcore, PvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

This is a OP Hardcore PvP server! When you die you can respawn! There are 6 donor ranks, there is pvp, the pvp is HARDCORE, and AWESOME! Please join! New! Have fun! Currently in beta! OPEN BETA! 😀

167.114.91.146

Infamous Servers

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Hello i am Bim63743 Owner Of Infamous-Servers We Are a New Server Series And Would Love to see you as A Part of us We Offer. -Skyblock -Creative -Survival -Hungergames -TNTRUN -And Much Much More

198.50.234.55

ithinkroks minecraft server

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5839
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

A 24/7 server that offers factions, money and a fun way to play with your friends! Come and use are huge shops with lots of things to buy. Work as a team or on your own with the use of factions!

Are server also has different (old) worlds that you can look at. See what old players, and current, have created in the past!

I hope you enjoy the sever and bring your friends to play!

mc.ithinkrok.com

North-Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to the North-Craft network, where we strive to bring you the best Minecraft community around. We achieve this by having all of our servers whitelisted, having an amazing staff team, and by running No-Griefing / No-PvP friendly servers.

We have been up and running since 2012, and have recently become a network with the following servers: – Survival (whitelisted) – Skyblock (unwhitelisted) – Creative (unwhitelisted) – Prison (Coming Soon)

We average around 20 players online at peak per day. Our long term goal is to have 4-5 active servers while still maintaining a good community. If this sounds interesting to you, come check it out.

IP: vanilla.north-craft.com

vanilla.north-craft.com

MineSplit Network

Economy, Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

MineSplit is currently OP Factions. Some of our features include:

[+] Very well configured [+] Custom [+] Rankings [+] 4 Daily KOTHs [+] Events [+] Airdrops [+] Coinflip [+] Jackpot [+] Cosmic Custom Enchantments [+] Weekly updates

Store: http://store.minesplit.com Discord: http://discord.minesplit.com

play.minesplit.com

Gravity Prison

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Gravity Prison is an amazing OP Prison server and its one of the best. We have the best plugins for a OP Prison server and the owner is always adding more. The players and staff are very friendly and would make you have the greatest time on this server!

gravityprison.com

BuildCreek

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Farms Harvested:	449	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

A server that has Town, Creative, Creative Plots, and much more! just join to see! then you might see me you could be staff you need to join for that this is why this is the server of your dreams!

buildcreek.com

SpiralPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	3613

SpiralPvP is an advanced faction server built on the foundation of Raiding, McMMO, and Economy. As a ranked server, we have full support for kits, prefixes, permissions, as well as unique abilities. With a great staff team and epic players, we hope to see you join today!

74.124.13.41

MINR

Hardcore, Parkour, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

This server specializes in it’s unique system. You start off as White rank, and level up as follows: 1. To obtain Blue, get 20 points from completing maps. Blue gains rights to the HC (Hard-Core) system and a blue name. 2. To obtain Green, beat 10 maps in the HC system. Easier said than done. Green gives the right to build and explore the survival world, as well as a green name You get to explore a diverse range of maps, and be on the oldest server map in the world. You can also take a spin at the Museum to see cool builds. To start, go through the building, read the FAQ, and right click the FFA (Free For All) sign at the end of it. Your journey awaits!

zero.minr.org

GanfyCraft

Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

We are a family orientated server and try to give the best experience to all players young or old. We hope you enjoy your time on our server, there is lots for everyone to do and we aim to please even the most hardcore Minecrafter.

We have several worlds for your enjoyment with more coming soon, so far we have, good old Survival,minecraft the original way, we have Plotworld for the creative players, there is SkyBlock for those who like a challenge and SkyGrid for those that like Minecraft a bit extreme.

89.34.96.150

15 Minecraft Party

Mini Games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

Hello welcome to MInecraft Party! We have many mini-games and other fun and amazing things! You can also earn coins from these games! We have over 10+ minigames for you to play! Enjoy!

15.minecraftparty.com

Dissident Powers

PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Dissident Powers is a survival server customized with several unique plugins made by the developers. Stop by and see them in action!

Our Custom Content: Unique quests that grant you special ingame items. Custom loot drops that change the way you play survival. Passive abilities that enhance your characters attributes. Pets that follow you and can be leveled up! A regenerating Mining World.

mc.dissidentpowers.com

Lets Tango

Creative, Factions, Raiding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

[ Bending ] [ Factions ] [ 1.8 ] [ mcMMO ] [ PlotMe ] [ …And more! ]

Let’s Tango offers not only an enjoyable community, but a multitude of features to partake in. You could create a faction in the wild to battle against other players, Perhaps bend one of the four elements ( or block chi to demolish them! ), Maybe become the top player in mining with mcMMO, Or even build to your heart’s content in some creative plots! Whatever your choice may be, there’s a little something for most everyone to enjoy. We hope to see you on the server soon! (:

play.LetsTangoMC.com

MineOz Mc

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Love Letters Sent:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

WE ARE LOOKING FOR ADMINS, MODS AND PLAYERS

MineOz is a new and exciting Australian Server. We are always adding new and exciting plugins and features to all our servers. One of the cheapest Minecraft servers that are in existence that has many features to test you in skills and test you as a builder.

Although a new server this is by far one of the most exciting.

Our server is currently hosting a Survival Server, Creative Server, Games (minigames) Server, Skyblock Server and most recently a SkyWars Server.

In Survival you have many fun options, such as Jobs where you can earn in game money, there is even a player market that allows you to rent a shop or even buy a house already built. There are many different and fun plugins associated with all of our servers that makes MineOz really fun.

We are constantly looking for talented server admins that would like to earn a few dollars as the server grown. If you think you are able to assist in the running and upkeep of MineOz then please head to our website at www.mineoz.com and apply.

Join Us today

http://www.mineoz.com

mineoz.net:45599