Laid by Dad Jokes

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come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9976

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineSuperior

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Discover MineSuperior – your ultimate 1.20.1 Minecraft: Java Edition destination, meticulously curated by a seasoned management team dedicated to crafting an unparalleled experience for all. Embark on an adventure through multiple dimensions: from the classic allure of Survival, to the innovative challenges of Skyblock, the adrenaline-pumping intensity of Lifesteal, and the collaborative camaraderie of Towny.Immerse yourself in a dynamic realm that evolves with each passing moment, as our commitment to regular updates ensures a perpetually rejuvenated environment. However, this is not your ordinary realm; here, the boundaries of vanilla are transcended. Engage in thrilling encounters with custom-designed bosses, forge unbreakable bonds with upgradable pets, and test your mettle against waves of malevolent mobs in electrifying envoys, all for the chance to seize coveted prizes.Join us at MineSuperior and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be – a canvas for boundless creativity and unforgettable adventures, all within a community that values your journey as much as you do. Your story starts here; where will it lead?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Gods Slained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Items Found:	8671

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Zombie Dances:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8034
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1491	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Towns Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.