Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Potions Brewed:	172
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.