Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Enchantments Applied:	162
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1907	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5070	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	200	Farms Harvested:	959
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	721	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Towns Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.