Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6559	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crops Grown:	3834
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
New Chunks Explored:	156552	Dragons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	259	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Farms Harvested:	277
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	292
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	1178	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	123
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7016	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!