Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3699
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crops Grown:	3330
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	4035	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	573048
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Potions Brewed:	192	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2745	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.