Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CastlePvP

Factions

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Towns Built:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Runes Activated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Divine Spears Created:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EternalMC

PvP

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Buildings Constructed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3037	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3563	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Animals Bred:	194	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.