Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Farms Harvested:	285
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Items Found:	4732
Star Shards Collected:	131	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PlutoCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PlutoCraft

Why Should You Join? – Dedicated Community – Daily Crate Keys – In-Game Shop – Bounties – & Much More!

Join today! We will be glad to have you on! https://discord.plutocraft.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	89	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Ores Mined:	5708	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WatAlca

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

Servidor Survival Towny OneBlock Chile Always online! Discord server: discord.gg/X3w3VvwUvc Everything personalized and innovated For chill and lively people

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LibreLand

KitPvP, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server » Toxicity Free » open 24/7 » Active and very friendly staff » Divers

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TwentSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla, Whitelist

TwentSMP is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 supporting all Bedrock Devices and Java. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world! IP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ZMinecraft

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server premium and no premium 1.8.x to 1.19.x

IP Java: play.z-mc.net IP Bedrock: bedrock.z-mc.net Puerto Bedrock: 19132

Survival OP Prison OP Oneblock FullPvP Survival Vanilla Survival Keep Inventory

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Emeralds Found:	1882
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WolfQueens Origins

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

A modded Origins server with over 70 Origins to choose from as well as built in Proximity Voice chat!

Origins is a new and upcoming mod allowing you to choose your Minecraft Race before joining. Different races can change your characters size, fire immunity, ability to fly, speed, spawn in the nether and many others.

On top of many different Origins, we have an improved Nether Dimension, with new ores, Biomes, mobs and bosses. There are many new variants for new food crafting, new types of ores for armor, new enchants and ward-stones to get around quicker.

Better Combat, tonnes of new weapons and opt-in Lore stories. We are an active community with a growing and friendly Discord server.

Please be sure to join the Discord if you have any issues – https://discord.gg/hkNBdzRJp2

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dxrery Networks

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Dxrery Networks is a Minecraft Towny server, with custom mod-like features and time-based ranks. We’ve been running since 2018!

– Slimefun + addons – Towny – Jobs – Quests – Player Shops – Battlepass – Time-based ranks – Level-based mobs

Everyone is welcome. We are mostly a South African community but there are members from all over the world with us. Join our Discord for more information.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LOKAPSOS

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lokapsos is a network that has existed since 2015, which has been completely renewed in 2023. Do you want to discover our games? Get in now! Now 1.20!

IP: mc.lokapsos.es

Lokapsos is a network existing since 2015, which has been completely renewed this 2023, do you want to discover our games? Enter now! Version 1.20 // NOW 1.20

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ComboCraft

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ｖｅｌｋｏ｜ｅｔｉｌＣｏｍｂｏＣｒａｆｔ．ＤＫ！ We are a Danish Minecraft server that places great emphasis on the joy of playing with others in a safe environment. The ComboCraft network is owned and run by family and we therefore have a lot of focus on everyone having a good time and thriving while playing! With us, nothing costs you money, everything is available for ingame money.

You can play 𝗠𝗠𝗣 & 𝗢𝗧oneBlock, so there’s something for everyone:

– 𝗠𝗣 server: We call this server OP-SMP mostly because it is full of fun and cool things that are not normally on a “Vanilla SMP”. There are e.g. Headdatabase, MCmmo, Backpack, Claims, VoteKeys, Option for Fly and KeepInventory, when you vote you get 2 Vote-keys 1 Fly-key and 1-KeepInventory-key, Servershop, Playershops, Elevator signs, Ranks and much much more. Here is a build world to build your base, a mining world and of course Nether and End to gather resources. OP is for all ages and skill levels. You can always choose the OP (OverPower) things from so you have the opportunity to play Minecraft exactly as you want.

– 𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯𝘪: Classic OneBlock start on an Island in the air and turn on “the magic block” build, expand, survive, but be careful not to fall into the deep!..

We look forward to welcoming YOU to the server and to the ComboCraft family! 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OPRealms

Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

OPRealms is a unique Factions server with many unique features like coinflipping, custom fishing, envoys, koths, daily rewards and much more! We have a friendly and welcoming community and an active support team, not to mention constant giveaways, and updates.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AquamarineMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to AquamarineMC! Our server has many features to make the server fun! We also got a friendly community and staffs. This server is all about making friends, chatting with other people, and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7897	Ores Mined:	545

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FantasyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Fantasycraft – Forge Your Own Legend!

Step into Fantasycraft, a fully customized realm where fantasy comes to life. This Minecraft server offers a unique MMO-style experience, taking gameplay to new heights with completely custom features.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

UnnameCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Spanish server in beta phase, we are looking for builders and staff members. It is a server in development, which seeks to create a survival experience, but something more hardcore, we have customized enchantments and different things that make the game more complicated. The numerical IP works for both. Ip Java: mc.unnamecraft.com Ip Bedrock: 164.132.200.83:25664

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AsgardServer

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft server version 1.20.1, Premium and non-premium server, vanilla, mcmmo, pets, quests, special permissions, economy, custom events. Individual protections. And many more…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Horror Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our immersive American Horror Story build showcase server! From Murder House to NYC, the entire world of American Horror Story is here! We also have 1.19 Survival, Creative Plots, Trivia, and Minigames (Coming Soon).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!