Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

One Piece Playground

PvE, PvP

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft Server In order to play, you need modpack to join the game Join our discord for more info!

Discord: https://discord.gg/hAVkavtcPc

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	982	Dragon Eggs Found:	7595
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

COOPSIDE

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 LIVE! Simple Vanilla & SMP with economy,Jobs and free ranks! Java and Bedrock! No pay2win, fresh world, polls, simplicity, AuctionHouse, great and friendly community and many other features! Take that risk in our PVP based world. /rtp to get started and protect your land from other players and pvp. Server is currently being developed as we go. So leave a suggestions to our discord!

website: https://coopside.com Please visit our servers website for a quick guide on how to start in our server before asking. Basic info should be there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MCAustria

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Discover MCAustria.city! Immerse yourself in a world full of adventure, medieval atmosphere and exciting business simulation. Create your own city, trade with other players, explore dungeons and engage in exciting PVP battles. Enjoy the unique CityBuild experience and venture into the fascinating prison system. We have something for everyone! Join MCAustria.city today and experience limitless gaming fun. Don’t miss the chance to become part of our community and write your own legend!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	95	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Phoxis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Phoxis is a small active Minecraft server looking to grow the community. We strive to enhance the minecraft vanilla experience through the introduction of plugins.

We have custom races, custom mobs, custom items, Towny and many other things!

We stand out from other servers by our custom races plugin, fancy the flight of an angel or the speed and strength of a vampire? Then you’re sure to enjoy the server with over 15 different races! If you find that you don’t enjoy a certain race, then no worries, you can swap your race. Want a more vanilla playthrough, then just know Humans are a race too!

With the use of Towny, you can protect your builds, create towns and even nations. Stay safe from wars, or start them yourself!

Some other plugins like custom mobs, give you a fantasy feel. “Befriend” unicorns, slaughter goblins and face fierce opponents like the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Be sure to approach mobs with caution for some; you are the enemy. But worry not, your battle gains you loot to craft strong weapons, armour and tools that improve your experience and make you stronger to face fiercer foes.

We’re sure to run events, these events including hide and seek, pvp arena, spleef and more. There’s an event for all, with great rewards for the winners and with a prize for participating it’s always worth taking part!

We look forward to seeing you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Love Letters Sent:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlackMT

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Welcome to BlackMT. This is a server where everything is much easier than on DDG, also called “OPMT”. Have you always wanted to become a criminal on DDG but never succeeded? That’s the perfect server for you.

Join onze discord via https://discord.blackmt.nl/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ClubKhmer

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

ClubKhmer is a Minecraft network that allows you to have fun in a collection of minigames with other players

Games – Living (Survival Plots) – KnockbackFFA – BoxPvP

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KingdomConquestMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Join KingdomConquestMC – Open Beta is Here! After months of hard work, KingdomConquestMC is proud to announce the launch of our Open Beta! The server is packed full of unique features: Over 20+ Unique King of the Hill Locations! Epic Boss Battles to Challenge Your Skills! Unleash your Power with 100+ Custom Weapons & Abilities! Rank up through 8 Unlockable Ranks and show your prowess! Main Quest Track, Hourly/Daily/Weekly Quests Server Version: 1.18.2-1.20.1 IP: play.kingdomconquestmc.com Fast-Growing and Friendly Community Claim Your Dominance Today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

seichi.click network

Survival

Welcome to seichi.click network. With our server, you can enjoy not only land conditioning for building but also land conditioning for land conditioning. Enjoy the overwhelming land conditioning with destructive speed.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ETHEREA Survival

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to ETHEREA SURVIVAL! We are a CROSS PLATFORM SEMI-VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server with 5 years of experience. We support Java and Bedrock Editions of Minecraft, as well as versions all the way back to 1.9. So you can enjoy ETHEREA on any device and almost recent version of Minecraft. Our goal is to create a place where everyone can let their imagination go wild and disconnect from the outside world. It does not matter if you’re an explorer, builder or just want to enjoy the community.

We have just relaunched for SEASON ONE after a long time in development. With a brand new spawn, crossplay with Bedrock Edition, and a variety of new features, the server is sure to provide you with an exciting and engaging adventure!

https://playetherea.net/survival/article/launching-etherea-survival-season-one

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Towns Built:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ArCraft

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AR Craft, the Minecraft server that takes the survival experience to a new level! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of challenges, where survival is the key to achieving greatness. At AR Craft, we offer a unique gaming experience that combines the excitement of survival mode with efficient yet balanced protections.

Our server is designed for those looking for the true essence of Minecraft, where every resource counts and every decision affects your adventure. Short but effective protection ensures that your buildings are safe, allowing you to focus on exploring, trading, and fighting environmental challenges.

Highlighted Features of AR Craft:

1. **Strategic Protections:** Enjoy the peace of mind of knowing that your buildings are protected without compromising the excitement of the game. Our protections are designed to balance security and competition, encouraging interaction between players.

2. **Dynamic Economy:** Participate in a thriving economic system where you can trade with other players, establish shops and accumulate wealth. Build your empire from scratch and become the most successful trader!

3. **Epic Events:** Immerse yourself in periodic events that will challenge your skills and strategies. From boss raids to player-to-player competitions, there’s always something exciting on the horizon.

4. **Active Community:** Join a friendly and active community of players who share your passion for survival in Minecraft. Collaborate with others, form alliances, and participate in community events to strengthen ties within the server.

AR Craft is more than just a Minecraft server; It is a dynamic world full of possibilities where your adventure takes shape. Get ready to face challenges, forge alliances, and build your legacy in AR Craft! Survival awaits you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Volcanic Craft

Bedwars, Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to VolcanicCraft, a Minecraft server where adventure await!, where friends and fun are the name of the game! Our server is a community of players who come together to explore, build, and have a great time in a safe and welcoming environment. Creepers and other monsters lurk around every corner. The key to survival is to use your skills and knowledge to stay ahead of the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our community today and start your Minecraft adventure with friends and fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

QSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and engaging survival experience, QSMP is the perfect choice for you. With a host of unique features and a friendly community, you’re sure to find plenty to keep you engaged and entertained.

One of the key features that sets QSMP apart from other Minecraft servers is its focus on survival. The server has been designed to provide a challenging survival experience that will keep you on your toes at all times. Whether you’re fending off hostile mobs, building your own shelter, or exploring the vast world, there’s always something new to discover and conquer.

But that’s not all – QSMP also offers a range of unique features that you won’t find anywhere else. For example, the server has a custom economy system that allows you to buy and sell items with other players. This adds a whole new level of depth and strategy to the gameplay, as you must carefully manage your resources and make smart trades to get ahead.

Another standout feature of QSMP is the community. The server is home to a friendly and welcoming community of players who are always happy to help out and chat. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game, you’ll find plenty of support and encouragement from your fellow players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a challenging survival experience with unique features and a friendly community, look no further than QSMP. Join today and start exploring the vast world and building your own place in it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7388	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CarsonCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

CarsonSMP is a semi-vanilla, survival world with an almost infinite border. A small community, but dedicated to playing survival. The owner, Cdcarson99 loves to share and loves to help other succeed in any project. This server includes a few plugins, none of which are overpowered!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minemass

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minemass is a modern, high-quality, Hungarian minecraft server with many game modes and unusual systems. If you like Prison, Skyblock, Survival game modes, you must try this one too!

Join our community, lead the top lists!

English: If you’re an avid Minecraft player who’s looking for a server that offers a little something extra, Minemass is the perfect choice for you! This modern, high-quality Hungarian Minecraft server boasts a variety of game modes and unusual systems that you won’t find anywhere else. If you are a fan of Prison, Skyblock, or Survival, Minemass is a server you absolutely must try. Join this lively community today and climb your way to the top of the leaderboards! – HUNGARIAN LANGUAGE ONLY. NO English chat!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cookies And Cream Hype

Economy, PvP, Survival

Brand new server! Come join the fun Minecraft adventure that is Cookies And Cream Hype!

We’re a small whitelist server developing a mature and friendly community for anyone that’d like to join us. Apply on our discord server :]

Discord: https://discord.gg/KgGw8jUXGt Server IP: mc.cookiesandcreamhype.com Version : 1.19.4 (Java)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.