Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CatalystSMP

Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

CATALYST SMP – (Forge 1.19.2) ——————————- – A server with Origins, Alex’s Mobs, Parcool, Critters and Companions, and many more mods! – A small community looking for members! – Rules that allow you to have fun! – Accepting custom origins! – Join today! ___________________________

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TreasureMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

We’re so happy you’re here, checking out our server that goes great with our thrilling gamemodes. Lifesteal, Survival, and Minigames are all thrillingly combined on the immersive server TreasureMC. Get ready for an incredible journey full of challenges, adventures, and nonstop fun.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MysticalSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MysticalSkies is a new and upcoming Network! MysticalSkies ultimate goal is to create and revolutionize the server industry. We want to create an interactive environment for players of all ages and skill levels, whether you’re new to the game or consider yourself a pro, we will have fun and interactive challenges for all.

We strive to provide an environment where players of all budgets can benefit and succeed as well, whether you have $0 or $1000, you have a chance to compete completely in every challenge and leaderboard.

We currently offer Survival! We will be offering many more servers in the future so stay tuned and come join us for more news and updates! In our discord we give updates, information, giveaways, sneakpeeks and more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Potions Brewed:	88	Alien Abductions:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

survival craft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Vanilla

this is a new vanilla semi-anarchy server co founded by me and a friend. we started the server with the intention of making a place with no rules deep roots and rich history. we started on 12/21/23 and will continue to develop and build the server from the ground up hopefully forever. we want to encourage new players and build a community that possibly goes outside of anarchy standards. we want this as big as possible. stick around! Ip address : 15.235.118.75:2302. Domain Survivalcraftanarchy.com difficulty:hard Bedrock port:19132 World boarder: vanilla Mods: none Anti cheat: active Version 1.20.2 Server started on 12/21/23 rules: semi-anarchy so minimal rules. we do not ban for hacks or banter. blatant attempts to slow the server ticks will get you banned temporarily. don’t test me , keep the server playable. other then that keep discord clean as possible unless it’s an appropriate channel. have fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

StageGaming – NetWork

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

StageGaming is a community focused on the world of video games, where you can find everything from game news, offers, videos, direct and even game servers. You will be able to interact and play with other users through chats or game servers. You will also have the opportunity to play with community content creators and participate in community giveaways with them.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minezilla

LifeSteal, PvP

A wild is appeared in the jungel can you be the one of the wild in the jungel of minezilla Features ▪Lifesteal ▪ crates ▪ cosmetics ▪pvp ▪ kits

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

urEarth

Earth, Factions, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are UrEarth, a 1.20.4 Java PC-based & towny-based server focused on creating a fun and enjoyable experience, whilst mimicking real-world politics through the use of an Earth map & diplomacy in order to create a unique experience.

We’re looking to onload new and dedicated players in anticipation for our launch within the coming days, here’s what we’ve got to offer;

– A friendly and dedicated community of members, including staff. 24/7 Support. – Fun and monitored wars to ensure an enjoyable experience. – A variety of plugins that enhance your experience – Vehicles, with no resource-pack required for use. (Drills, Tanks, Helicopters & more) – Fully functioning economy (Auction-house, Market and Bank plugin) & so much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JTF Adventure

Earth, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

JTF is a community of people who enjoy spending time gaming. Our Minecraft server is a great place to join us to spend leisure time in-game while also enjoying the chance to fight boss monsters and our hosted events!

If you’d like to join us, hop into our Discord and let’s get you set up. We’re looking to add numbers to our playerbase and community. In doing so, we will be looking for future staff members as well!

Our own JTF Adventure Modpack is on Curseforge ready for download and play!

Our main server is currently using ATM9

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	685025
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sapphire City

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Sapphire City, the ultimate Minecraft destination for adventurers of all ages! Embark on an unforgettable journey in our brand-new survival server, where fun, excitement, and a warm community await you at every turn.

At Sapphire City, we believe that everyone should have an equal chance to thrive and enjoy the game. That’s why we pride ourselves on being a non-pay-to-win server, focusing solely on enhancing the player experience and delivering top-notch gameplay. We’ve carefully handpicked a collection of cool and unique quality-of-life plugins and game modes to make your time with us truly exceptional.

Step into our thriving virtual metropolis and discover a wealth of incredible features designed to captivate your imagination. Engage in thrilling adventures and build your dream home with the help of our robust economy system. Protect your creations with our user-friendly claiming plugins, ensuring that your hard work remains safe and sound.

But that’s not all! Unleash your inner warrior and master the arts of combat with the immersive MCMMO system, allowing you to level up your skills and become a true legend in the realm. Forge your path to success by taking on various Jobs, earning rewards and recognition for your dedication and expertise.

One of the most cherished aspects of Sapphire City is our commitment to creating a family-friendly environment. We welcome players of all ages, fostering a positive and inclusive community where everyone feels at home. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a curious newcomer, our friendly staff and dedicated players will be there to lend a helping hand and make your experience truly memorable.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us at Sapphire City, where adventure knows no bounds and friendships are forged. Start your epic journey today and become part of our ever-growing community. Together, we’ll create a Minecraft experience unlike any other.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Buildings Constructed:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	462	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ZonaMinecraft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ZonaMinecraft.net, we have many customized modalities to improve the gaming experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3865	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JoeCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

feel the taste of adventure on our Survival+RPG+clans or Bedwars or Skyblock or Plots+creative. Server making with passion.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3974
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

YourMC

Vanilla

Custom jobs, items, enchantments Friendly active community Vast world, endless exploration Recover items with custom death system Powerful kits for success Crate events, epic bounties Regular updates, new content Choose unique custom jobs Custom enchantments for gear Intuitive custom menus Brand new server at YourMC.org Dedicated staff for a smooth experience Start your Minecraft journey with us! Forge friendships, conquer challenges See you in-game on YourMC!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchantments Applied:	76
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MulticulMP

Survival

Welcome to MulticulMP, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a vibrant Minecraft community with our feature-packed server:

Land Claim: Secure your territory and build without worries. PvP Arena: Battle it out in thrilling player-vs-player combat. Ranks: Climb the ranks and showcase your achievements. Crates: Discover exciting loot with our crate system. Pinata Party: Join in the fun with surprise-filled celebrations. Events: Engage in special events for extra excitement.

Paid Server: Enjoy premium gameplay in a lag-free environment.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2731	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9782	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mustards SMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Towny

“Mustards SMP: Embarking on an Unforgettable Survival Journey”

Journey into the heart of Mustards SMP, a Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that redefines the classic survival experience. In this meticulously crafted world, survival is more than just conquering monsters and gathering resources; it’s about thriving in a dynamic player-driven economy and unraveling unique treasures within custom crates.

**Immersive Survival Adventure:** Mustards SMP encapsulates the true essence of survival gameplay, urging players to gather resources, collaborate, and build as they navigate the vast and ever-evolving world.

**Custom Crates Extravaganza:** The server introduces an exciting twist with its custom crates system. Players can obtain keys through various in-game activities, unlocking special crates filled with rare items, custom enchantments, and unique resources, adding an extra layer of excitement to the survival experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PinkMoon

PvP, Survival

PinkMoon Network 1.20.4 No Premium Crossplay Modalities: BoxPvP, Survival. voting web #1 Vote for us and get unique rewards

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.