Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1218
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Two Times A Charm | Semi Vanilla | 1.20.4 | Active Community | Anti-Cheat | Custom Plugins | No Limits!

Hardcore, Maturestaff, Newworld, Nolag, PvP, Small, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome – TwoTimesACharm Minecraft Server!

TTAC is a basic vanilla server with a few added touches to help with hackers, cheaters, and x-ray. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We also have a voting system and rewards which help the server grow across serval websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.

Notes:

Spawn Protection! Walk!Overworld and Nether: backed up dailyEnd resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)

No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb.

Server Rules (Allowed)

PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading

Server Features

Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SURVIVAL zone

Survival, Vanilla

a free of rules survival!!!!!!!!!!!____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3851	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	877765

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CastleMC

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival

CastleMC, A minecraft Survival Server with an RPG Like Experience, we offer Tons of Custom Features ranging From Mobs; Bosses; Items; Armor;Dungeons We may be a small Minecraft Server but we have a lot to Feature in it You might wanna check it out and see what awaits you in this wonderful adventure

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SpaceCraft

Bliss, Blisspvp, Currency, Custom, Customarmor, Custommobs, Customskins, Customweapons, Economy, Gamemodesurvival, Gem, Gems, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Minecraftsmp, MONEY, Mulitplayer, PvP, Shop, smp, Space, Survival, Survivalgames, Survivalpvp, Survivalserver

Welcome to SpaceCraft! Get ready for an awesome time in our Bliss SMP (Survival MultiPlayer) – it’s a really cool experience. Our server has special armor, weapons, and lots of fun things to make your game even better.

At SpaceCraft, we want everyone to feel welcome. It doesn’t matter if you’ve played Minecraft a lot or if you’re just starting out – we want you to join our big and friendly SpaceCraft community. We’ve saved a spot just for you!

Start an adventure of exploring, making cool stuff, and being friends with others on SpaceCraft. There are so many things to do, and the excitement never ends. Come with us to have fun and grow together on SpaceCraft – the best place for people who love Minecraft.

In Bliss SMP, you’ll find new challenges and cool rewards. We have special armor and weapons that make surviving more exciting. Whether you like fighting or making things, SpaceCraft is the right place for you to show how creative you are.

We promise that our server is fair and fun for everyone. It’s not like other servers where you have to pay to win. At SpaceCraft, you become great by being good at the game and working hard. Every time you achieve something, it feels really good.

Don’t wait any longer – come join the SpaceCraft community now! Be a part of something amazing. Whether you want to make new friends, show off your building skills, or just enjoy playing with others, SpaceCraft is the perfect place. Your adventure starts here, where there are so many things to do and the fun never stops!

And guess what? We have super-fast and awesome support to help you whenever you need it. So, what are you waiting for? Join SpaceCraft and let the excitement begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Twilight of the Rhomaioi

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Twilight of the Rhōmaîoi

The year is 1444 and the eyes of all of Christendom are once more focused on the Balkan Peninsula. The seemingly unstoppable expansion of the Ottoman Empire continues, with soul goal of extending their borders all the way to the Danube and beyond. Many have turned to the Papacy for salvation to the ever shrinking Christian states of the Balkans, hoping that a successful crusade could achieve what has been lost at Nikopolis decades before, driving the Turks out of Europe. Who would come victorious in the perpetual struggle of the Eastern Mediterranean, and can the relentless tide of fate be undone? Only time will tell.

Welcome to the Twilight of the Rhomaioi Modpack server. We are a minecraft modded server for 1.19.2. Our ModPack focuses mainly on bringing in the Late Medieval experience, We have; – Combat system based around Epic Knights and its two expansions – Combat system based around Epic Knights and its two expansions – Siege mechanics supported by Medieval Siege Machines mod – Factions management, monument system, quests, ranks and prefixes of the Konquest plugin – Creative Plots with World Edit for easy build designing – Deep lore and regular events for every faction, with unique mechanics of Cardinal Collegium, Crusades and civil wars

Join our discord today! Server for CurseForge and Technic Launcher.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Avalon: Minecraft MMORPG (Questing, Epic Boss Teamfights, Survival)

Boss, Bosses, Citzens, Denizen, MCMMO, mmorpg, Npc, PvP, Questing, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Towny

server ip: defend.avalon.todayAvalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 80 plugins, 300 NPCs, 5 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 150 quests, and 7 final bosses with daily loot drops that feature heavily customized MythicMobs. Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Unique NPC-based Questing systemCo-operative Towny environment7 Daily Raid Bosses – Get epic loot!Silk Touch SpawnersCustom CraftingCrates, Voting, Banking, MarriagesMcMMO, Classes and LevellingPets – Capture mobs, and level them up!Global Market system and Auctions

Wilderness world map radius: 10KNether map radius: 8K (glitching on top allowed)End map radius: unlimited (base building allowed).

Build a base, fight as a lone wolf, join or create your own Town. Your destiny is up to you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AltaVelos SMP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AltaVelos SMP, the best possible way to play Minecraft. (Started 1.13 now in 1.15.2)

My name is Shiloh, In game name is EpiphonicG, I’m 23yo and I purchased 24/7 server hosting. Let me tell you all about it.

We stick to the BASICS of Vanilla Minecraft… No Crazy plugins! But here are some things that make us the best new Minecraft server of 2020

We got an active Discord: discord.gg/H2hXZUb

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Play Minecraft Server

Creative, Survival

Play-Server Minecraft Server! Vote for Rewards and more! Vote every day for every day rewards! Good Luck!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JaycobPVP

Survival

hi. if you are reading this that means we have discontinued jaycobpvp it was fun while it lasted but the server hosting have minimized the allowed plugins. i have 20 i need to use but the allowed ammont is sadly 12 thank you for understanding. goodbye

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Emeralds Found:	5921	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mangrove MC | 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ Friendly 🏳️‍🌈 |⛰️ Custom Worldgen, Seasons, 40+ Free Cosmetics, 40 New Mobs & More ⛰️| 🧪 Slimefun & MCMMO 🧪

Cosmetics, Customworldgen, Furniture, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Marriage, MCMMO, Pyrofishing, Quests, Resourcepack, Seasons, Slimefun, smp, Survival, Terralith

Server IP: mangrove.smpmc.us

Welcome to Mangrove MC!! We’re a small little server that takes pride in offering a welcoming, inclusive, capybara filled environment for the LGBTQ+ community. We have overhauled almost every single aspect of the game with only a texturepack & no mods, while still keeping good ol fashioned QOL features like /home, /rtp, /marry, /pwarp and more!!

Starting with the most immersive, world generation. Every single biome in the Overworld, Nether, and End have been given an absolute facelift! Custom structures, Seasons, 4+ bosses, and 40+ new wild mobs like bison, bears, elephants have been added to make the world feel alive. Even after exploring for weeks you still won’t see all we have to offer.

If you’d prefer to stay at home and decorate, we have options for you too!! We have 45+ building blocks that you can construct your house with, and then 57+ pieces of furniture like chairs, potted plants, tables & more that you can decorate with!!

You may notice that I’ve used + quite a lot, that’s because we add content updates so frequently that it becomes tiring to change numbers on every single website. We try to publish minor content updates every weekend and major ones every month, ensuring a steady stream of new features and surprises!!

If you’re into the more nerdy, science-y stuff we have options for you too!! Embrace your inner mad scientist with Slimefun, a gateway to Backpacks to Jetpacks! Slimefun lets every player decide on their own how much they want to dive into Magic or Tech. Alternatively, you can embark on a journey of mastery with MCMMO where you can level up your skills, gain exciting new abilities, and stand out as the ultimate warrior among other players!!

Join our discord to talk to other players and vote on new features!! https://discord.gg/usM7JuNQphHave a question about any of this? DM me or comment and I’ll get back to u as soon as possible!! <33

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	3706

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Marcoeh

Anarchy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Marcoeh, this server is a great server, there are plenty of gamemodes you can choose form to play: skywars, skyblock, kitpvp, survival, and bannedland. We are always updating the server to make it better for the players!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	3362	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HarmonyMC

MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to HarmonyMC!

At Harmony, we are a very welcoming and fast growing community. We offer several custom plugins such as custom enchants, and silk spawners that help enhance your vanilla Minecraft survival experience! We hope to see you on HarmonyMC!

* Urgently looking for experienced, active Staff Members!

– HarmonyMC

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Potions Brewed:	185	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Domini [Factions] [Semi-Anarchy] [Bedrock support]

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Economy, Economysurvival, Faction Pvp, Factions, Kingdoms, Openaudiomc, Roleplay, Roleplaysurvival, Semianarchy, Survival, VOICE, Voicechat

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.

Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.

We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133

We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audioThis should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximity

View the server’s world map here: 162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MicroPixelate

PvP, Survival

A minecraft 1.15.2 Survival server with hidden chests, PvP, a friendly community, and more! (NO HACKERS ALLOWED!!)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DanskSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This server is newly started and is frequently updated. Hope you are interested in giving it a try so we can get the server’s community going.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	133	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	34
Emeralds Found:	2586	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	127	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.