Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	1675	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	245
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineJupiter

Survival

Hello! Thank you for wanting to know more about MineJupiter! This is a survival server with mods for version 1.12.2. I’m sure you’ve ever thought about being on a server with your friends with the best mods, so enter MineJupiter! All the mods (there aren’t many so you don’t need a NASA computer either ;)) you will find them in the #new-mods channel document on our discord. We hope to see you on the server! 😀

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3959
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MikArt Europe

Earth, Survival

A really peaceful fun server with a good comunity. join the discord from the link. the community is really nice and helpful

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Zilla’s Modded

Battlegear, Forge, Furniture, Moddedserver, Modpack, Server, Survival, Tech, Tekkit, Trains

Mine with a pickaxe, with robots, or with tunnel boring trains. You can do some comfy interior design, or you could build an industrial railroad. You can use the advanced combat mechanics and dual wield, or you could ignore them and fight the vanilla way. Shoot a boomstick, or throw spears like a caveman.

Zilla’s Modded is a Forge 1.7.10 modpack server based on the idea of playing how you want to. There’s something fun for everyone, whether you’re a technical player, PVPer, builder, or anything in-between. We’re looking for more players, so tell your friends!

Modpack download: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-pack

IP: countries-raised.joinmc.link

To install the modpack, you must “import” the ZIP file with either CurseForge launcher, Prism launcher, or ATlauncher (ATlauncher is preferred).

Discord community server for Zilla’s Modded: https://discord.gg/nr8pqEF5r3

It is highly recommend to comb through the list of mods in this modpack, and look at their CurseForge pages and wikis to see what they allow you to do.

The full list of mods included in the modpack can be found here: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-pack/relations/dependencies

Quick tips:* ‘G’ opens up the crafting guide, and clicking “Set item” allows you to search the item list* ‘R’ toggles battlegear mode (allows you to dual wield weapons)* Your battlegear mode inventory is accessed by clicking the ‘BG’ button inside of your inventory.* ‘F’ to fart when sitting on a toilet* Tunnel bores and trains are cool :]* There are explosive arrows, katanas, spears, and boomsticks ;]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MCCQ

Survival

MCCQ is a friendly survival server. In this server, we have griefprevention and Essentials installed.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Emeralds Found:	4380
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FreedomCraft Network

Adventure, Anticheat, Bloodmoon, challenge, Classes, Community, Custom, Custombosses, Custombuilds, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Dedicated, Dedicatedserver, Dungeons, Economy, Elitemobs, Friendly, Fun, MCMMO, Minions, mmo, mmorpg, Mythicmobs, Nolag, PvE, Pve Economy, Quest, Quests, Ranks, Rankup, Rankups, RPG, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Updatedfrequently, Wiki

star star FreedomCraft Adventure RPG star star

Basic Content:

38+ Custom Dungeons, most handmade by our own staff!10K+ Dungeon mobs to fight!200+ Challenging dungeon bosses and minibosses!100+ Randomized world events and world bosses8 in game days for our custom coded Bloodmoon providing unique challenges and rewards!

Depth & Quality of Life:

Custom Instancing Setup: You will never run out of dungeon content because it is cleared or occupied!Custom Coded RPG Stats plugin with special accessories and bonuses on gear!Custom Skins, Models, Boss Powers, and Environments for originality!

Planned/WIP Features:

Custom Classes, allowing players to unlock more abilities and spec certain paths to make combat more interestingCustom Pets, providing combat bonuses and status effectsItem Enhancement System, allowing players to customize their gearsets to their playstyles or specific challengesCustom Turrets, providing defense against the Bloodmoon at players’ bases13+ Mob Arenas with 30 waves each and unique bosses/rewards throughout

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	170	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LeoFanteCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

Experience real vanilla, play with your friends in factions and do pvp with crackshot weapons! We also added creative! Have fun with us and your friends!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Femboy SMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival

Are you looking for server to just chill, build your place and settle. Maybe start bigger projects with friends?

You want all this but in safe space in LGBTQIA+ community. Well you are in luck!

Playing on Bedrock? We are using GeyserMC, meaning you are able to join the fun even with console! Just use the ip: g4.bitti.gg:25572. For more information check GeyserMC guide.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mistylands𝐸𝓈𝓉.𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟢 Enhanced Survival

Arena, Chairs, Discord, End.., Freindly, Griefprevention, Nether, Nohacks, Paper, PvP, Pvparena, Randomteleport, Rtp, Semivanilla, Sethome, smp, Survival, Trade, Warps

Mistylands𝐸𝓈𝓉.𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟢 Enhanced Survival Minecraft Server

Welcome to Mistylands, where the adventure began in 2010 and continues to captivate players with its unique blend of tradition and innovation! Mistylands is not just a server; it’s a community-driven sanctuary for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking an unparalleled Enhanced Survival experience.

🌲 Legacy of a Decade: Mistylands has stood the test of time, fostering a rich history since 2010. Our legacy is a testament to the enduring spirit of exploration, creativity, and camaraderie that defines our server.

⚔️ Enhanced Survival: Immerse yourself in the next level of survival with Mistylands’ Enhanced Survival gameplay. We’ve curated an experience that strikes the perfect balance between the familiar challenges of survival and exciting new features that elevate your journey.

🏡 Community-Driven: Mistylands is more than just blocks and biomes; it’s a thriving community of like-minded players. Join forces with fellow adventurers, collaborate on grand builds, and forge friendships that last a lifetime. Our community-driven approach ensures that every player has a voice in shaping the server’s future.

🌎 Vast, Dynamic World: Traverse Mistylands’ vast and dynamic world, filled with breathtaking landscapes, hidden treasures, and challenging terrains. Our meticulously crafted map provides endless opportunities for exploration and discovery.

🛠️ Unique Features: Discover a variety of unique features carefully integrated to enhance your survival experience. Whether it’s custom mobs, special events, or exclusive items, Mistylands offers surprises around every corner to keep your adventure fresh and exciting.

💎 Economy and Trading: Engage in a player-driven economy where your skills and resources can be traded for valuable items. Set up your own shop, become a master of the trade, and watch your wealth grow in Mistylands.

🎉 Events and Contests: From epic fishing contests to build competitions, Mistylands hosts regular events and contests to keep the excitement alive. Prove your skills, win fantastic prizes, and etch your name into Mistylands’ history.

🤝 Dedicated Staff: Our experienced and friendly staff are committed to ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for every player. Have a question or need assistance? Our staff are here to help, fostering a positive and welcoming environment for all.

Join Mistylands today and become part of a legacy that spans over a decade. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to the world of Minecraft, Mistylands welcomes you to embark on an Enhanced Survival adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlexusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

PlexusMC is a server that is designed to bring the fun back to minecraft. When making decisions on how the server will turn out next it doesnt let money effect that decision. PlexusMCs ideal view is to give players the feel that they are playing a game again rather then being apart of a dictatorship. The server is currently based around towny survival, and has a hidden law scattered throughout the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineClouds

Economy, Prison, PvE

Hey are you looking for a new prison server to play? Then what’re you waiting for? Check out MineClouds today and begin your adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Bloxar Server

Survival

NEW MINECRAFT SURVIVAL SERVER

Welcome to this brand new Semi-Vanilla server!This is a growing server which will slowly add more and moreplugins and get bigger and bigger with plenty of other servers to play on, join now and be a part of the community!

Plugins include:

– claim

– chest shop

– A few Essentials (tpa, sethome)

IP: play.bloxarmc.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crops Grown:	3782	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Ores Mined:	5319	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mirels Of Chaos

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Mirels Of Chaos, a place where survival becomes more exciting with a touch of vanilla magic and engaging RPG elements. With features like McMMO to allow you to develop your character, and GriefPrevention to protect your creative works, every block you travel will be part of an unforgettable adventure.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3156	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Animals Bred:	180	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BLOCKTOPIA.PRO ❏ 1.20 ❏ Survival, Land Claiming, Anti-Grief, Economy, Player Shops, McMMO

Survival

This server offers a place to chill out and play Minecraft survival. We offer a vanilla-like experience while also enhancing gameplay with plugins for the ideal experience. We also have a couple of custom plugins that add levels and a way for players to look around other players’ shops. Griefing isn’t allowed here, so we have a number of features to protect you and your builds, including claims and rollbacks. If you have any question, feel free to ask! We are always ready to help.

Features:

Land claiming/homePlayer ShopsGriefing roll backs

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Brandons404s Hangout Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Just a (mostly) vanilla minecraft server, trying to re-live the good old days of cool summer nights, playing survival together. The only plugins here are for antigrief and basic essentials.

Note: Please join our proxy server first, then type /server 404survival! proxy server: corecraft.cc

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Salty Universe

Skyblock

Salty Universe is a minecraft skyblock server, which has plans to expand to survival and prison soon! version: 1.16.4 – 1.20.1 ip: saltyuniverse.net discord: http://discord.gg/5EaabZ6

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	126	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5521	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.