Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Community Classic Prison (MCP)

Bedrockandjava, classic, Factions, Growing, Hardcore, Mcp, Non, Popular, Prison, PvP, Survival

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

This is a non op classic prison and focuses on good gameplay as opposed to big numbers.

Come check out our website at Community Driven Game servers

There is always something to do so players tend to stick around for a long time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Towns Built:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WaifuSystems Minecraft Network

Anarchy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

We are a Minecraft multiplayer server network running on 1.16.1. Come play and bring your friends! Use the compass menu to view all the available servers. Currently, we offer a factions server and a whitelisted survival server, which are shown in more detail below.

Survival + Factions + mcMMO

This is our main server with Factions, mcMMO, and other plugins! You are free to do whatever on this server, but remember to be respectful to everyone on the server and not use cheats or hacks. There is a server map with all the faction areas shown at http://hub.waifu.systems/

v1ka’s Survival

Looking to play without worrying about griefers or PvPers? This is the server for you! v1ka’s Survival is a smaller server that offers a purely cooperative surival Minecraft experience. In order to respect the wishes of everyone to play on a non-hostile server, we have very strict rules that, if broken, result in a permanent ban. Please message me on Discord at vika#1468 if you would like to join us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Raid Labs

Factions

Join us in shaping the destiny of our beloved Minecraft Factions server! Your vote not only counts but empowers your faction to rise to the top of our realm.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	603
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

█▓▒░♛TrekCraft: Towny♛░▒▓█

Chestshops, Community, Economy, Jobs, MCMMO, Mythicmobs, Nogrief, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is a longstanding 1.20.4 Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience. We include Towny, mcMMO, LWC, Jobs, chestshops, tough custom mobs, ArtMap, treasure hunts, an optional GUI for easy town management, and much more! All of our plugins have been carefully tuned for our server experience.

Come build a town or join one of the amazing ones already here! Build amazing things or see those others have made. Paint artworks on minecraft maps to decorate or share, Fight our tough custom mobs or stay safe in your town. Participate in our weekly contests and events, or just play normally. We’ve got it all!

Make new friends or bring your old ones. We have a friendly and welcoming community that takes part in events every week and active staff that will help you through any situation and keeps the server updated and maintained. Player suggestions are welcomed. We’ve been up almost 7 years so we know what we’re doing and you know we’ll be around!

We’re **family-friendly **with helpful players and no toxicity.

We’re fully EULA compliant, with great ranks earned from events, voting, and treasure hunts.

When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.

Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.netYou can also visit our website at www.trekcraft.ca/home

Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014Website: www.trekcraft.ca/home

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	2610
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NRG Community

Survival

NRG Community Server with Crates, Jobs, Quests, Rewards, Kits and much more… -Survival -SkyBlock The IP is: MC.NRG.LU TeamSpeak IP: NRG Discord: JOIN DISCORD [AD]

Rent a GAME SERVER! https://partners.shockbyte.com/nrg – Counter-Strike 2 (SOON) -Minecraft Use our code for 25% OFF Code: NRG

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FroobWorld Semi-Vanilla

Community, PvE, Semi, Semivanilla, Simple, Small, smp, Surivival, Survival, Vanilla

Quick features

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)Lockette style chest locking/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back32 view distancelong-term mapsWe don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FroobWorld is a small, community-centred survival server that has been running since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of survival servers, you will probably enjoy FroobWorld. Our gameplay is simple: Do anything you like, as long as it is constructive.

Our only real game changer is teleportation. We have /home, /back, /spawn and /tpa for example. Some people don’t like these features, which is understandable, but we find that they help make the world feel more connected. If you plan on playing with friends you can add each other to your friends list using the /friend command. This will allow you to teleport to each other using the /tp command.

Rules

Don’t grief.Don’t steal, lure or scam.Don’t use hacks or abuse glitches.Don’t advertise.Respect others.Don’t use profanity anywhere.Have fun!

Discord: https://discord.gg/mMu7xaX

Website: https://froobworld.com/

Dynmap: https://map.froobworld.com/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Hangout

Survival

Come join the newest survival server! We have many plugins to expand your Minecraft experience including, advanced claims, anti-hacking and anti-griefing.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	179
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TownTrek Craft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

What Awaits You: Custom Earth Map: Discover a world inspired by Earth, filled with unique landscapes and endless opportunities. Towny Plugin: Forge alliances, build towns, and immerse yourself in a dynamic political landscape. Exciting Features: From thrilling gambling experiences to unique crates and innovative plugins, TownTrek offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences. Slimefun Plugin: Unleash your creativity with Slimefun, a feature-packed plugin that adds new items, machines, and technology to enhance your Minecraft adventure.

Connect to TownTrek using our server IP: towntrekcraft.my.pebble.host

We can’t wait to see you in TownTrek. Visit our website for more details: https://towntrek-craft.tebex.io/ You can also visit our dynmap at: https://map.towntrekcraft.xyz/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Fables and Fantasy RP

Character, Combat, Custom, Darkelf, Discord, Dwarves, Economy, Elf, Factions, FANTASY, Fantasyroleplay, Fantasyrp, Goblin, Hafling, Harrypotter, Highelf, History, Hobbit, Human, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Lordoftherings, Magic, Medievalroleplay, Medievalrp, Minecraftserver, mmorpg, Nations, Orc, PvP, Recourcepack, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Shaders, Spawn, Thehobbit, Undead, Warhammer, Woodelf

Fables and Fantasy RoleplayThe New Roleplaying experience in Minecraft!

What does it mean?Fables and Fantasy is the ultimate RP experience. Set in a medieval fantasy universe on the beautiful lands of Eden. In this world you can do whatever what you want! Want to be a trader? A grand wizard? Or maybe ascheming politician, that or you want to take the criminal path…? Everything is possible in Eden. Make it happen!

What else do we offer?Together with amazing gameplay, we offer a unique Minecraft experience!As stated before everything is possible in Eden. Your character, yourrules!Epic locations for your character to explore and adventure in! Find the rules on our discord. Check out our announcements for images! A lot of lore to give locations flavor and life! Discover long-lost secrets or use their information to further your agenda and work your way up to the top…Eden is a place to make or break your character. To go from a humble peasant to a proud Emperor. Or from a fugitive to a mighty warrior.

What is our purpose? Our goal is to create a safe environment for players toget used to roleplaying.In addition, we offer a hub for experienced roleplayers to make their mark on Eden for the years to come! We want to illustrate that everyone in our community can make a difference.

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Website: https://fablesfantasyrp.com/Wiki: https://fablesfantasyrp.com/wikiForums: https://forums.fablesfantasyrp.com/index.phpPlanetMinecraft: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/fables-and-fantasy/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtVSEPrtzzLgqD62BPrdKrAInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/fablesandfantasymcrp/Dynamic Map: http://play.fablesfantasyrp.com:8083/Server Store: https://buy.fablesfantasyrp.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/fablesfantasyrp

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Beyond Vanilla

Survival

We are a diverse community of friendly players who all share a love for Minecraft survival. The name Beyond Vanilla comes from the fact that while we certainly have vanilla survival gameplay, we have a few quality of life plugins such as multiplayer sleep and coreprotect that we believe are needed to run a multiplayer the right way. We are have no whitelists or and hoops you have to jump through to play with us. No hubs, no anything. The second you join you will spawn in an area where you can immediately get to work on making this world your own, so if you have any doubts or questions feel free to stop by and ask!

As one user has said, the server is like “Vanilla with chocolate chunks thrown in”

IP: beyondvanil.la

Dynmap: https://map.beyondvanil.la/

Discord: https://discord.gg/ecr5CH8

Note: Nether will be reset in 1.16

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GrindStone

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

SMP and MiniGames to play with your friends! Join our Community Today!!!

Join GrindStone to play on our Brand New SMP!!! Play MiniGames with your Friends!!! Join our Discord server @ https://discord.gg/AQbzENHgPT Join our Instagram @ https://www.instagram.com/grindstone_servers/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Billionaire City [1.19 – 1.20] | New Player Bonus /np | Minecraft’s Most Outstanding Economy & City Server!

city, Custommap, Economy, Mounts, Pets, Pve Economy, Pveeconomy, Survival

How to Join!

There is no requirements to play on Billionaire City! All you need to do is add the Server with the following IP:

IP: billionaire.city

Discord: https://billionaire.city/discord

About Billionaire City

Billionaire City is a revolutionary Economy & City Experience, aiming at setting new Standards in the field of Minecraft Servers! There’s lots of features to find on Billionaire City, also ones like you’ve never seen before: Buyable Ships(Yachts etc.), Proficiency & Collection System for Progression, a unique minigame-like Jobs-System, Community Goals & much more!

Yet all those features do not bind your Playstyle in anyway, you are free to play as whatever you desire, vigilante, businessman or a subway surfer.All this comes packed with a friendly and welcoming, yet competitive Community!

Our strongest advantage over most Economy Server is our stable Economy that doesn’t require any resets or other wipes, it is maintained as it goes!

Updates & Improvements

Ever since the official Release on the 12th of May 2023, we have deployed over 184 Updates of varying sizes to Billionaire City. Some of the most important features that are now crucial to Billionaire City, weren’t existant when we first released, such as Corporations or Custom Fishing & Ships. You can check our Update-Log yourself on the Discord: https://billionaire.city/discord

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Billionaire City [1.19 - 1.20] | New Player Bonus /np | Minecraft's Most Outstanding Economy & City Server! Minecraft Server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

YeetCraft

PvE, Survival

A small SMP server! Just your average SMP, but more trusting. Instead of claiming land you can build wherever you want with no limits! All griefers are permbanned, so you don’t have to worry about griefing! If you do see a griefer, report them using /mail to the owner, SaltMKII. Make sure to type /rules when you join to guarantee you have the best experience possible. Come join the server, enjoy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Roosles Epic Minecraft Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

BETA BETA BETA

Hello, my name is Roosle, I am currently developing a minecraft server for my viewers and likewise, I am proud to announce that the server is to the point where I feel an open beta is needed! This server is ANTI P2W and has ZERO PAY TO WIN ASPECTS, all purchases are cosmetic only, including the keys. This server has been in the works for a long, long time and I am very grateful to be able to even do it. The server claim based survival, and weekly events will be held for CASH AND PRIZES. (some exceptions on the weekly rule due to travel and such.) I hope everyone who joins enjoys my passion project and I hope to see you all in game. Any questions or comments? Feel free to send me an email at [email protected]I’d be glad to answer any question about the server. Lastly, big thank you to all my supporters on YouTube and Twitch, without you guys and girls this dream of mine would not be possible. THANK YOU ALL.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ores Mined:	6883

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Loft MC | Freeplay | Townscape | 1.20.4

Community, Creative, Duels, Economy, Freeplay, Lore, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Shops, Streamers, Survival, Towns

Join the Adventure on The Loft MC!

Explore a world of endless possibilities on our Freeplay server. Discover a relaxed environment where players can build their own towns, start a trade empire, or unleash their creative side on a custom terrain world. Get ready for thrilling server-wide events every week with amazing prizes to be won.

Freeplay offers:

Safe and secure grief protection.Joinable Twitch kingdoms or founding your own town.Immersive and entertaining LORE through engagement.Major battles and private dueling matches.Exciting server-hosted events with rewarding prizes.An arsenal of useful vehicles such as helicopters and drills.A custom terrain world for players to explore.A positive community where you can make long-lasting friendships.

Join our lively Discord server today and take the first step towards your adventure: https://discord.gg/loft. We can’t wait to welcome you to The Loft MC!

IP: play.theloftmc.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.