Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8614	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Air Vanilla

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Did you want to play mine and meet new friends? JAVA 1.8 a 1.20 | IP: airvanilla.online MCPE | IP: airvanilla.online Porta: 19132

One of the largest Survival networks in Brazil, having a Vanilla Survival server and our new Oneblock with economy systems, teams, wars, etc.

LINKS Discord: https://discord.gg/airvanilla Website/store: airvanilla.online

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CubedCraft | Free minecraft Servers | TNTWars

Bedwars, cubecraft, Cubedcraft, Factions, free, KitPvP, Network, Notch, Other, Partydragen, Playerservers, PvP, Servers, Skyblock, Tnt, Tntwars, warzone

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.com

PlayerServersAlways wanted to be able running your own server without having to spend a single penny? Well you’re in luck!On CubedCraft you have the chance to create your personal server with a range and 20 playerslots!

In the lobby to start your adventure on your personal server use the command “/create (Name)” in the lobby!After this you can use the emerald found in your inventory to join your own server. Or either by doing “/join own”.Other players their servers can be found in the server selector in the lobby. Or “/join (server-name)” can be used.

Plugins can be installed by using the “/control” command while on your playerserver.You can also change the settings in the control pannel. And so can you change some settings on the website found at in the “Dashboard”.

We even have a functional console for you to enjoy on our website cubedcraft.comHere you can also find our custom made FileManager. You can find these two things at “My Server”.

Kingdoms 1.8.+We all know what factions is lets face it.Kingdoms is somewhat different to factions seeing the features we provide on here.

Examples of these are you having to not just protect your land and base but especially the heart of your kingdom. Otherwise known as your core.

With the core you can do things such as managing members within your kingdom.But you can also provide upgrades to expand the kingdom with members or upgrading the health of your core.While your core is standing so are your claims. Your claims will be gone once your core is destroyed by an enemy.

Who will you trust? Who will you slay?Start your kingdom today!

Warzone Minigame – 1.8+Our custom minigame named Warzone is a gamemode where two teams “red” and “blue” fight eachother to the death to be the victors.The objective is to destroy all the wool of the enemy. We also have a range of kits that you are able with the coins you earn from either destroying the wool of the enemy or killing enemies in your way!Kits and maps are frequently updated and we are open for suggestions!

TNT-Wars Minigame – 1.8+On our custom coded TNT-Wars you can build your own unique TNT-cannons. From shotguns to missles do what you are best at!Blow the enemies up to pieces so they won’t see sunlight any time soon anymore!The first team that reaches 15 kills is the winner!

Xrun – 1.8+On our custom coded game you can race like you’ve never seen before!With our range of maps you’ll never get tired of this fun minigame!Knock eachother off to be the winner and try to get your greatest possible time!

Information:server IP: mc.cubedcraft.comWebsite: https://cubedcraft.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GR

Hope we see you soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

boxchamp

Creative, Economy, FTB, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Box And Skymine, Duels, Custom Shops, Custom Ranks and nice staff, tons of dimensions and new updates everyday

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

panghuanMC

MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to PangHuan (Fat Badger) SMP w/ mcMMO & Residence no ranks, no VIP, no bs Hacked client users are welcome too, QQ: 186381920

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ClearCoast – Survival with 2 rules

Anticheat, LATEST, Latestplugins, Latestversion, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vival

What is this server? Well, its a minecraft server that has no resets,some rules, if you want to you can join itOnly things we made is anti-xray and an anticheat, so um yeah :)Also no chat filter.Apply here: discord.gg/6kKc2EJG2 RULES:NO GRIEFINGNO STEALING

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Enchantments Applied:	155

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

StemsSMP

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

welcome to StemsSMP

be nice stream and enjoy make sure you join the discord its required

JOIN STEMSSMP TODAY

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	New Chunks Explored:	109502
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Desteria Community Survival

Cross-Play, Survival

We are a Desteria Community Survival server. A place to join and have some fun and meet other people and make new friends. This server is for players of all ages. We are a crossplay server . For bedrock players use our ip and the port 8083 to join.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VioletSMP

Discord, Homes, java, Landclaims, Minecraft, MONEY, smp, Survival

Violet SMP is a Minecraft server running on version 1.20. It’s a Survival server featuring PvP, land claims, a convenient /home command, and more. Join now to begin your new adventure, and for anything else in regard to the Violet SMP server, you can join its Discord

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Crops Grown:	6312	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Alphak

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Blood moons :red_circle: Blood moons are special nights that occur every 14 days where mobs become extremely powerful and drop special loot. There are hordes of mobs that are spawned throughout the world which are spawned to random players on the world. The Occurrence of Bloodmoons depends on which planet you are on. Some planets do not have blood moons and some planets have more frequent blood moons.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mine Goats

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

Minecraft OP PvP Prisons Server! Rankup from A-Z to receive insane in game rewards, Prestige/Ascend for even better rewards. Custom Seasonal items with custom enchants aswell! Crates, Plots, PVP, Pickaxe Abilities, Pickaxe Custom enchants, Pickaxe Skins, Pets with abilities and many more features for you to enjoy! Version: 1.16-1.20.4 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Animals Bred:	184
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

McEssence.com – A simple uncluttered minecraft server, no ranks, no economy, no P2W , no crates

classic, Events, java, Javaedition, Noeco, Noeconomy, PvE, Simple, Smallmap, Smallserver, Smallservers, Survival, Vanilla

IP: McEssence.com – Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands. We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , just pure multiplayer minecraft.

Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

Joining on JavaJoining on Bedrock

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mitegun4Me (M4M)

Creative, PvP, Survival

M4M!! | =D | join| if you play every day when server is online you may win ONLINE rank!! This rank can be gained until 2/1/2021!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Firecraft

LifeSteal

Welcome to Fire Craft Network, a lifesteal server where you can experience the thrill of survival with a twist. In this server, you can steal hearts from other players to replenish your own health, or lose hearts to your enemies if you are not careful. You can also team up with your friends, build your base, and explore the custom biomes. Fire Craft Network is a server for players who love PvP and challenge. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this fiery world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crops Grown:	5844
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Citrus Minecraft Server

Afk, Afk Farms, Economy, Economysurvival, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

No Tomorrow

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Spigot latest: factions luckperms world edit. Come play with us. Join our discord for community support. Shared bans don’t get caught cheating or griefing.

new server startup get in early

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1177	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!