Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Crops Grown:	1124
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EternalCraft [Cookiez!]

A mega fun server with amazingly nice staff! There a bosses and many other fun things to do, join today and get a free cookie.

We have factions, McMMO and many more fun plugins.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Yeuh – Battle Royale/UHC

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

YEUH is a Minecraft UHC/Battle Royale Server that is dedicated to providing quick & competitive gameplay.

– Dedicated 24/7 Server, so you never have to wonder if we’re up. – Ultra Hardcore Mode, so you know we don’t mess around. – 30 Minute Games, so you can hop back in the action ASAP. – Cast Your Vote for which scenarios you want to play with.

New Scenarios Every Week!

This week’s UHC Scenarios (Updated 10/6/20):

– Inheritance: You take the inventory of the person you kill! – One Trick Pony: EVERY mob in the game is the same mob. It’s a different mob every game. – TNT World: Every block can be ignited like TNT with flint and steel.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Glowarion (MMORPG Server)

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

A German server with all aspects of an MMORPG for players looking for a fantasy adventure at sea.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GameScape

Welcome to this amasing server we are frendly and have great staff we are a pvp survival server with factions and raiding come join now!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4684
Star Shards Collected:	284	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

cubez-craft

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JschierCraft

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Smile’s Network

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Join the old and growing Enix Network. At the moment, our server has two different gamemodes. Classic Towny & Minigames. We are still expanding and opening more servers very soon!

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mines Excavated:	4148	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to EverythingSurvival Factions, Creative, & More! From Custom Enchants to Custom Mobs, Raiding & KOTH… There’s endless ways to compete and have fun in the massive raids and competition. Feature additions include: – Custom Enchants – Custom Mobs – Custom Biomes – McMMO – KOTH – Player Bounties – Faction vs Faction Wars – Too many features to fully list, jump in and check out more features yourself! We also have: – Creative, Plots, and Cops & Robbers

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WoutWoot’s MC server

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VictusMC

Hey hello were a new born faction raiding and griefing server and we need alot of players so thats why we need you guys to join us. Join Now!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!