Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftersLand Network Servers EU

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

> Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Zen

82.192.76.211:25616 Plugins: Towny Essentials GroupManager MobBounty Rules: No Griefing No Hacks No Cheating in any way No swearing No advertising No X-Ray No asking for items No asking for Op

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ChillCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

ChillCraft is an active and friendly Minecraft community. We just updated the server to support Minecraft 1.8! We offer a taste of various Minecraft experiences! If you want: – PVP – Modded survival with economy – Creative – Vanilla survival – Mini-games and events

We have it! All players are very important to us. If you have a suggestion to improve the server, we will listen to you! Many of our official buildings are made by players like you! If you want a warm responsive community, ChillCraft is for you!

It’s a wonderful server, we hope you like it as much as we do! It is now home to new Minecraft users and Minecraft veterans. Will you join us?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

IllestCraft

Illestcraft is the illest server you’ll ever go on 😉 . its an anarchy server with the most friendly staff you’ll ever meet on a server and is also very active as well. The server is hosted in the U.S. I’m here to provide intense PVP,Faction Wars etc, for all of yous around the world. GREAT ADMINS AND PLUGINS TOO! Brand new so JOIN NOW OWNER IS OXIJIIN NOW JDPROSLAYER (JdProSlayer is the user of the account posting this)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MJPvP

Great for all players great staff great builds just great server !!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Addstar MC

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for a fun survival server with a friendly player community?

Our server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players. All player builds/homes are protected by Grief Prevention and we are able to easily “rollback” any griefing reported by our users. We also have chat censoring to protect against swearing. Our friendly staff are always willing to help you out or happy to just have a chat if you’re bored!

NO GRIEFING – NO HACKS – NO TROLLING – NO SPAMMING – NO SWEARING – NO NAGGING

– Safe Kid/Family friendly environment, heavily moderated. – Survival PVE world (with Nether) – Creative world (for donators only) – Fun games with rewards (Spleef, PVP games, Chess, Archery, Connect 4, CTF etc) – Fully automated Survival Games – Economy with Item/Enchantment Shops – LWC protection (chests, doors, dispensers, etc) – NO PVP, except in PVP designated areas and games. – Hack/cheat detection – Cheaters are not welcome here!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

squaremc

survival fun read rules in the server with /rules or the sign on noteboard it is a danish server but all can join hope to see you in

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New New Canada

Economy, Survival

Survival Up to Date Ranks

Plugins: Dynmap Tree Assist essentials Iconomy

New Canada was first started in the alpha stage of Minecraft Under the ownership of Jesusfarts. Around beta time the New Canada server went down for good. A few members from New Canada Grabbed the world file and started hosting it again bringing back the great world they had started.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Wizmogaming

a great, small, minecraft server, that is looking for new and fantastic players to join us

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Emeralds Found:	6898	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

F-C-N Server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

FCN Server is a build server developed since 2011 with large RPG elements, a friendly community and a ranking system based on building skills.

Rank up by building!

Extensive RPG!

In-game currency!

Big world!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EfsaneCraft

Sw 0 Lag 100 Capacity And Open 24/7.

Pvp is Open on the Server

To reach the admin, you can send an e-mail using /mail send Nish (your message).

There is only one thing missing from the server, that missing person is you!

http://www.facebook.com/Efsanecraft

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MooshServers

MooshServers is a Medium Size Minecraft Community! our goal is to give players the best minecraft experience as possible, Our Spawn has everything easy to Reach its a no brainer to roam around our spawn because were located in Flatlands. Hope you join us. We have many events such as Spleef, CTF, TDM, survival games, and mob arena! These will keep you busy when you are bored of playing survival! We also have factions and mcmmo to help you enjoy our server. WE have a fully functional economy and rank system. We can’t wait for you to join us so come on the server.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MasterMinerZ – Faction/is

MasterMinerZ is a Danish/English minecraft server. Here at MasterMinerZ we care a lot about it being fair for everyone, so for that we have installed some plugins that make it harder to hack/cheat so that everyone has an equal chance. Our main plugin is Faction so you can create a clan with your friends. Battle against other clans and win glory and honor. You can also donate money to server, all money goes to the server, Buycraft, website etc..

We have: Faction world! Creative world! The World of Hunger Games! – Soon

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MildSeven FFA Community

Do you wonder what kind of server we host ?

The answer is pretty simple, we have no ‘type’ of gaming on our Minecraft server.

You can be a strong miner, a builder, a PvP, PvE guy, or a roleplayer if you wish. We use the term “Free For All” and “Community” on purpose.

Once your faction (guild) created, you will be able to disable or enable PvP and monsters in the area you claimed.

Buy stuff from other player stores, create your own.

Our view of gaming permits our players to be fully autonomous and enjoy the Minecraft the way THEY like.

Please check out our plugin list to have a full overview of what you can do in-game!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EpriMC

Survival

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Current minigames:[RELEASED20THJULY[RELEASED20THJULY – spliff – hunger games(will be released later) – kit pvp About our plugins: – LWC to protect signs/chests/doors – Own region protections powered by AreaProtect – Logblock is to track players and rollback griefers – Buycraft handles donations ( /donate command) – FloAuction for player ran economy using auction system Ofcourse we got many other cool plugins but they arent so important

Server is completely ran just by donations. To help us pay for the server computer(s) you can donate at http://eprimc.buycraft.net/ .

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.