Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SwissSMP.ch

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Are you also part of the unique Swiss gaming community? Modern, well-maintained forum. Respect & appreciation. Well thought out city system. Experience Minecraft, League of Legends, DayZ, World of Warcraft and other games with us!

Official server trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0PuVrCpIis Watch more trailers: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL96E6DDD809DEC2FF

Server-IP : SwissSMP.ch Website & Forum: http://SwissSMP.ch/infos Livemap: http://map.SwissSMP.ch City system: http://SwissSMP.ch/threads/staedtesystem.351

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Emeralds Found:	1831
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Survival miney

PvE

Survival miney

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Dimension Hops:	8	Farms Harvested:	142

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AbnormalPvP

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Epic Minecraft PvP Faction Server With Custom Weapons and Daily Events With Weekly Drop Partys. We respect everyone on the server and we respect you. We Dont Hate We Just Play. Come On

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

oc0544

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

EVERYONE HAS /FLY!!! NPC Quests, McMMO, Hunger Games, Capture the flag, Spleef, FFA, pets and LOTS MORE!!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Potions Brewed:	177
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Eternity

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Le Diamonds Live for an Eternity!!! PvP, Fctions, Survival, iConomy, ChestShop, and yes you can do griefing and raids 😉 Just the best server for survival players and its semi Vanilla Spawn go make the best armor survive to find your best gear and then do war!!! Be the best and have the best faction for an Eternity! Put all the players heads in your trophy room, even admins heads, we ar playng survival yeah! 😉

We dont use all the time kick but we use a lot of the jails 😀 The Sakalaka jails. We try to make this server as much fun is possible and realistic. If you build simthing perfect, like a Arena or a shop, call the ops and if its perfect it gets warp, safezone(for your faction, you can edit the place) and your name will go to the Comunity Hall. and you get a lot of money for that 😉 Ingame money dude. We whaiting for you bro! -Snakefist(admin)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pagemaster

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Server Address/IP:s19.hosthorde.com:25666 Version: 1.12.2 Game Play Type/s: [SMP] [Towny] [McMMO] [Jobs] [VoteCrate] [CrazyAuction] [ArtMap]

Player Slots: 80 Server Ram: 6144 MB NEW MAP!! Description: PageMaster is a strong server quickly approaching two years of being active online! We have a lot of great events that take place through out every month including fun activities such as Creative Day Contests! Players come and go but we hope to grow larger to be able to have more fun! We have plenty of mini games that are either run by our staff or by automation, as well as some amazing builders. This is a Survival PvE Server; while there are a few PvP arenas and games, there is no raiding, and no PvPing outside of designated zones. We promote group towns and trade/shops. We aid to help make large builds and creative fun. We are also LGTBQ friendly, and have many members and staff that identify as LGTBQ. Come check us out! Offical Rules : http://pagemaster.enjin.com/rules Rules: No Griefing, Stealing, Raiding/Do not Advertise other servers./NO SPAM/Mild Cursing is allowed./No Hacks, Cheats, or Exploits of any kind!/ Keep things PG13 at least./Do not make any Lagmachines(including Jumping Fountains), Duplicators, or Death Traps. Owner / Admins / Engineers / Moderators: Chronosaga, OnlyManOnMars / Panguien07 / ColdSteal / Norbertcat, Runnah, Amras4 Plugins: [Towny] [TownyChat] [McMMo] [Citizens] [WorldBorders] [LWC] [PlayerHeads] [LogBlock] [Dynmap] [CraftBook] [jobs] [crazy auctions] [cratesplus]

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BermudaNetwork

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

wubwub

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Chroma Hills

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The server is currently in an open development stage where we invite all of our players, old and new, to join our server and help us make our gamemodes the best they can be! Current gamemodes include:

Survival & Chromageddon

Our basic survival server gives you the bare necessities to survive with a few helpful additions. Includes extras such as McMMO, trading system, and claims.

Do you think you have what it takes to conquer the land of Chroma Hills at it’s worst? Come and try our most challenging gamemode yet with custom trading system, challenges, and much more!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	104011

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Amentrix

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

The Amentrix Minecraft server is truly revolutionary with its combination of Creative, Survival and Mini-game play styles in one server. We pride ourselves on our friendly staff and community and look forward to seeing you soon!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Trollcraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Lobby Server

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AquilaMc

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny

Our server is a growing factions server with other plugins like mc-mmo friends and lots more that i can interact with.

we have a wide range of staff members that u can talk to about any issue.

Founder-toxiccoke

Owners-Ron, TractorBoy16

Admins-KittyMitts19,BuilditfilmitT

Thanks for checking out pmc page out and we hope to see u on.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VeteranCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

VeteranCraft is a solid growing community of mature, friendly players. Our technical back-end is second to none. Looking for a stable server that is run by serious people, and that will be there tomorrow? Look no further. We have no whitelist so stop in and check it out. If you like what you see, feel free to make a home here.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CoolBearCraft SlimeFun | Towny

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

CoolBearCraft is a clean fast Minecraft 1.12 Towny server with SlimeFun, Mini-Games and an awesome player community. We’ve been around for over 3 years and are looking for new players to join us!

•12 FREE Ranks •Plenty of Cool Plugins (Like TOWNY and SilkSpawners) •One of the FRIENDLIEST Minecraft Communities! •Separate Worlds for Building and Gathering •Daily Bonuses just for playing and staying active! •A Balanced Economy •FRESH worlds and balances! We just reset!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

McGrimsCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

We are a new server and full of loving fun people! Our staff is the best around. We give ranks to those who wait patiently and ask nicely. Hope to see you soon 😀

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

OnlineKlubben

Economy, PvP, Survival

Online Club was formed and founded D. 12 September 2007 – The purpose of the club is to create a gathering place for all who play some games on the web. We have room for everyone, so are you and your friends and need a room in Teamspeak, are very welcome to contact us and we quickly create a space for you. We try wherever possible to constantly be at the forefront, and update regularly our website and Facebook with different news, but you stand and have a great idea for Online Club, we hear as much know.

As our logo says At Online Club – We play pretty much EVERYTHING – – Its 100% FREE to be a member of the Online Club and it will continue to be.

Chummy Club greetings Online Club

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!