Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BigSister Gulliver Server

Economy, FTB, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Our Big Sister Minecraft Gulliver Server began as an alternate mirror server (or “sister” server) forGunia’s Gulliver server (otherwise known as the “main” server), circa October 2013. It has since branched off into its own micro-community, and currently boasts the latest Gulliver for Minecraft v1.6.2. As of mid-January, the server is running Gulliver Forged with Forge Essentials.

Our community is actually compromised of two servers:

The stable, builder-centric Big Sister server, which permanently runs Gulliver-Forged, accommodates up to 40 people, and can be accessed with the IP: bigsister.mcserver.ws.

And our experimental cutting-edge Little Brother server, which changes mod flavors every month, accommodates 10 people, and can be accessed at: littlebrother.mcserver.ws

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2788	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RMTWeb

Creative, PvP, Survival

A great friendly server with both a creative and survival world. Amazing constructions.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Walking Dead

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

You have chosen the right server. This server is one of many mc-adventure servers by jacobg2011 and nickg2001. This is the one Walking Dead server you will be addicted after a few minutes of gameplay. We have a custom resource pack, Kits for all of the walking dead characters, a custom map, and guns. Join now! Logan8190 is NOT the owner

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ExclusiveGaming

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

ExclusiveGaming We offer a unique and and awesome new way of playing factions. With over three years of minecraft knowledge and one year of minecraft server development, we understand what the player loves to do and how they like it done it a factions server. We offer the best that we can for the cracked community. Join our server today and have the best experience of your life. Enjoy playing minecraft with a great community and caring staff members.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PCNetwork

Prison

Welcome To PCN-Network! Brand new prison server With blocks: C -B-A-Ender-Elite-Free-Citizen-Nobe-Royal-King

Best Prison server Out There! Join Now!!!! 172.245.31.114:25565

Our staff is amazing, Awesome mines, decoration, Just amazing! Join Now to the Awesomest prison server you can join Hope you have fun! Cya there -Pass

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Towny Crafters 2.0

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Towny Crafters is back! Some people might have remembered a little server called Towny Crafters. Well two of the players from that server (which is us) started it back up! We thank the previous Towny Crafters staff for inspiring us to make such a great server. Join now and come join the fun. Make Towns, Roleplay. Survive! Build! Create! Make a kingdom, a city, a whole new Universe (not really, but u can try, lol), and much more. We hope to see you there, and maybe a couple familiar faces =)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Survival Blocks

Survival

Brilliant for surviving got a new group called TheLegends and we will give you lots of good stuff in this server plz dont ask for staff and stuff plz join and we will get you fitted in ;D

Owner: Mikeasfr Co-Owner: Pie Commander: ImPiggy

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Troys lost Battalion PvP

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

So you want a server of difficulty eh? Well why not try this bad boy for size eh?

We have MCMMO (like every other pvp server) Factions (same) Faction mobs. You can even fly your own ships/bases useing Autocraft.

This is a cracked server with a not annoying login plugin and is pvp/Not whitelisted.

Dosent sound like your thing? you can join our main server Troy’s lost Battalion. that one is white-listed. more info on the website http://troysbattalian.webs.com/

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DommHD.nitrado.net

Survival

We have freebuild but also Spleef and SurvivalGames and that WITHOUT LAGGS just for you!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Tracker SMP (VANILLA BASED PVP SERVER) [1.16.X – 1.20.X]

Events, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SEASON 1 DETAILS / INFORMATION

ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʜᴏᴜʀ ғᴏʀ 5 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇsᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ /ᴅᴜᴇʟs ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴ (ʀᴀɴᴋᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴʀᴀɴᴋᴇᴅ)ᴠᴀɴɪʟʟᴀ ᴘʟᴀʏsᴛʏʟᴇ ɴᴏ ᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ ɪᴛᴇᴍs ᴏʀ ᴛᴇʀʀᴀɪɴ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴsᴏᴘᴛɪᴍɪᴢᴇᴅ sᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ғᴏʀ ᴀɴᴛɪ ʟᴀɢ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ ᴘᴠᴘᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛʟᴏɢ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴅɪsᴀʙʟᴇs ᴇʟʏᴛʀᴀs ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ10 sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴀʀʟ ᴄᴏᴏʟᴅᴏᴡɴsᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʙᴏʀᴅᴇʀs (ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ 25ᴋ x 25ᴋ) (ᴇɴᴅ/ɴᴇᴛʜᴇʀ 10ᴋ x 10ᴋ)ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ 10 sᴛᴀᴛɪsᴛɪᴄs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏʟᴏɢʀᴀᴍs ᴀᴛ sᴘᴀᴡɴᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ ᴀɴᴛɪ ᴇsᴘ ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛᴇʀsᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴛɪ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴsᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ /ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴ

Join today for an amazing pvp / gaming experience! Connect With: trackersmp.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DoD Edge Network

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

DoD Edge Network is a unique Spigot enabled server for the following features:

– Skyblock with Custom Islands and Challenges. – MCMMO – Parkour – Player Shops – Dungeons – PvP – Custom Mobs – Custom Bosses – Custom Loot – Quests +Much more coming soon!

Earn /fly and other awesome rewards for voting for us!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Creativity

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

creativity is a cool server with fun minigames and towny. As you explore in our survival have a pet follow you around!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Towns Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Poomcraft Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Pixelmon and Vanilla Mobs in one world, THIS IS MADDNESS. Welcome to real survival Pixlemon

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Tri Kraft

Economy, Survival

Tri-Kraft is a friendly new server, you cannot buy ranks. Ranks are earned! We run a Survival-Economy server with anti-griefing measures. The nether is a rule free world for true survival of the fittest play.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ColtPVP

Factions, PvP

This is a PVP server where somethings are normal can you be the best at PVP if you join today

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).