Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

minecraftmaster

Factions, Parkour, Prison, Skywars, Survival

this is a 1.7.5 version minecraft server we are looking for a dev and a builder and co-owner as i just got the server today

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crime PvP

Economy, PvP

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SpyCraft Network

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games

One of the most awesome server for 1.5.2

We offer everything: joining us will mean being able to play 18 different gamemodes.

IP: spycraft.me

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EcopiaMC

building, Econemy, PvP, Survival

EcopiaMC is a brand new economy server with a bunch of cool features! We offer pvp, building and grinding features, so there is something for everyone!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Enchantments Applied:	147

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Arvendawn

Economy, Survival, Towny

A small 40 slot server run by a couple of UK teens (adults?). We run the server because it is fun and we enjoy encouraging creativity here.

Server is Survival and mainly build oriented, but we have PVP arenas available. We run BOSEonomy, Towny, Dynmap, Chest Shop and many other plugins to give variety to your Minecraft experience.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LonewolvesPvP

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

LoneWolvesPvP is a server that’s been here for months, we started from the begining and are still here!

We are here to stay a loving faction community server 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hitmoncraft

Factions, Pixelmon, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Hitmoncraft!

A one-of-a-kind pixelmon server where you can shape the world and your game as you like. Be warned that this is not a simple server. It requires intelligence, maturity, and a broad general knowledge. You can also expect references and nods to the early games for those who grew up with Pokémon.

In general players are free to do as they wish to each other and to the pixelmon of the world, but be aware that behaving badly will have repercussions and may result in your being branded as an outlaw.

Select plugins have been added to create an immersive experience. mcMMO allows you to grow and endure harsher environments with its PvE elements, whilst the PvP aspects allow you to become prodigious bounty hunters or bandits.

Pixelmon may be battled and caught in the usual fashion. Our safari zone holds exclusive pixelmon not found anywhere else and our league is as unique as it is challenging.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Nines Craft

Factions

Next Gen Minecraft! Looking for 10 Admins!.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7152
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CCFactions and Minigames

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to Creed Craft Factions! A new, fresh server in the hands of an ambitious Owner, BTS107. We include a shop with over 100+ items, a newly done, medieval style Faction Spawn (As for the Main Spawn), the Nether, and mini games such as the Mob Arena, and Last Man Standing! We hold drop parties every time 20 or more players are currently on and actively playing. And of course we accept donations, plus show off how much you donated by receiving a special donation rank! During Easter weekend (Sunday through Saturday), you will get 15% off on any prices above $20 of purchase! And if you can’t donate, there is in-game money where you can buy different /kits like “Knight”, and “Duke”. (NOTE: *Different than Donation ranks*) Speaking of kits, once you join, your kit of a “New Comer” includes items such as diamonds, potions, and wood to start off your Minecraft journey!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DracoonCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

We’re still under construction, but it’s getting there 🙂 It’s a city build server, with mini games and a survival world, as well as a mine and a farm world. The team is all over 18 in age! Events are planned that are paid for with items or in-game currency. Simply register once and off you go if you have any questions PE system installed.

The server team is waiting for you for some cookies 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Towns Built:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Adrundaal | German

PvP, Survival

Hello Stranger! Looking for a new home, you now go to the world of Adrundaal. You enter our world of Thayren in survival mode as a citizen of four highly detailed user cities designed in a fantasy medieval style. There are lovingly designed landscapes and secret places to discover and a huge continent that is constantly being run by the server team will be further expanded and beautified.

VISIT US NOW!

www.ADRUNDAAL.de Read our “First Steps” and apply to us in the forum.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The BTCraft Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival Games

This is the BTCraft Network, we have been recently updated with many new thing making this a modern server. Our staff have kept the server well and alive ready for you guys! We hope you enjoy and vote to keep supporting us! The reward for votes will be fixed soon.

Thanks for looking at the server, – Awesome

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Thrown Alive

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Great Factions server! Admins are nice! Let you adventure begin 😀

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

eclat.lv

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our server page! You should choose this server, because its very fun, to play.

We offer you 3 interesenting servers:

* KitPvP – Choose kits and go fight with other players, enchant armor, gain levels and be an pvp master.

*Hardcore/Factions – Wanna, known if your good surviver? So join there, you will improve your Hardcore survival skills.

Interesenting administration and very helpful, just join now! 🙂

That’s all about my server, join now – mc.eclat.lv

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WorldscapeMC

Economy, Factions, Survival

Thank you so much for clicking on this page. Without further ado, here are the basic facts about the server. —————————————————————————————– – Great, friendly, and small Community! – Survival – Unique experience that no other servers have! – Awesome commands and tons of ranks – Many fun plugins! – More than Five Years of Uptime! —————————————————————————————– As you can tell, Worldscape is the perfect server for you if you are looking for a unique Minecraft experience combined with a friendly, small community. —————————————————————————————–

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Emeralds Found:	2163	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.