Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OnlineCraft.PL

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

OnlineCraft is a network of Minecraft servers that is constantly being developed. Register and join us. We have: SkyBlock, Creative and Surwiwal with automatic cuboids placed with a block.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Metropolis

Economy, Mini Games, Prison

Hello :). We are a server where you can have a lot of fun. We offer different ranks, events, different mini-games, a mining world, a property world with GS sizes of 32×32, a farm world, the End, the Nether and a. Our server team will help you immediately if you have any problems or questions and will answer your questions. We also have a Teamspeak3 server: 62.104.20.144:9996 the password is: metro. Here you can chat with us and also have the opportunity to get to know us more :). TS³-Server: 62.104.20.144:9996 Server-IP: 81.30.154.247:25565

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact Kaiser or Co_Kaiser (marcel2804 – greenfrog) Feel free to come to the server and you will be helped immediately 🙂 Have fun and I hope to see you soon. Euer Metropolis Team.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Labyrinth of Sordrin

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Labyrinth of Sordrin is a colossal 3,100 x 3,100 maze filled with traps, puzzles, challenges, villages to plunder, hidden rooms and landmarks to discover and explore. It is filled with custom monsters, npc’s and hoards of treasure to discover and loot!

If you are looking for a challenge, you have found it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

i-Cool Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

A Hong Kong Minecraft Server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RadialCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

RadialCraft is a Creative based server. Other then creative worlds we have got our survival world and minigames:

– Prophunt SurvivalGames TNTRun Spleef History of the server: 3 years ago, A server formed called grabcraft. It’s still running, but it’s dead. Back in the day that server was lead by Niklon and Durrant. They both been throught a lot and that ended up bad. Around a year ago Niklon took over that server and banned durrant from it. According to that he decided to make his own server, called RadialCraft. The server been through a lot, from a person called surgetheurge who decided to dump our whole ftp into the toilet, and other things such as ddoss attacks or the LOLJesusDied Object.

After all this hassle, we managed to get a suitable and stable management over the server of what it is right now. We exist over a year and we are proud! Connect/server details: ip: mc.radialcraft.org Website: www.radialcraft.org Forums: www.radialcraft.org/forum/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AcidIsland

Survival

New game! AcidIsland!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TechnoBuffalo Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

For nearly 3 years now, the technology news and review giant TechnoBuffalo has sponsored its own Minecraft multiplayer server. Over that time, much has changed with the updates released from Mojang, and we have once again changed with the times.

We are proud to share with the entirety of the Minecraft community that we are now functioning as a Hub server in which we offer: Survival, Creative, Arcade, and much more!

TechnoBuffalo is a friendly community, and would love to have you join our server and be a part of the Buffalo herd!

As an added bonus for you TechnoBuffalo fans, we often have guests such as Sean P. Aune, TechnoBuffalo’s Editor-in-Chief, and Jon Rettinger, President & Editorial Director of TechnoBuffalo, LLC.

We hope to see you soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	126

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CRAFTWORD

Creative, PvP

CRAFTWORD

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Epics MiniGames

Mini Games

A server with some minigames. More minigames will be added soon! Minigames: SURVIVAL-GAMES, SPLEEF, INFECTION, PRISON, AND SURVIVAL!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MasonCraft

PvP, Survival

Hi guys My name is Predmarine The server Owner. This server is new. Just launched out to the public today. We currently have it set to 120 slots but will upgrade if needed. We also have a website http://www.mcmasoncraft.com/ Join there for updates on the server and to donate ect. We are a PVP/Raid serve. We dont have factions plugin up yet but will so in the future. We have amazing staff. Nicest people you could meet.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GhastLegion

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

* GhastLegion *

GhastLegion is a unique factions server with a great community, awesome PvP and a great community. Our server is up to date and gives every saturday at 21:00 (UTC/GMT +2 hours). There are also regularly held events.

We hope to see you on our server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pieties Server

PvE, Vanilla

Join our small community of masture and engaged players! We are a recent Vanilla-ish survival server looking for additional builders and friends to make the world fun and vibrant. The server features Spigot for a Vanilla-ish Minecraft experience with minimal plugins for anti-griefing as well as personal chest & property protection. Come join us as we make this new world and show off your Minecraft survival and building skills!

Rules: No griefing No hacking (flying,teleporting,speed,x-ray,etc.) No begging to become mod/admin Be respectful to other players and property Have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Fire Craft/Dan craft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

hi welcome to Fire Craft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8380	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	807	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InfiniteHeights

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to InfiniteHeights!

These are some of the features we offer on our Survival Server: – Survival with a large focus on economy – Farm world to gather resources – Auctions, Player Mall and a Virtual Market – mcMMO with special skills and abilities – Friendly and helpful staff team

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dincraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Dincraft – The server that refuses to die!

– A ranking system, based on the series Vikings where you go from being a simple Warrior, to a great Legend. The ranking system gives you lots of advantages over time, so you always have something to look forward to. Best of all, your Rank will never disappear.

– Hard server, arranged for construction. On the server there is PVP in Wild, but you can claim your areas and lock people out. Then people have more freedom. Whether you want to PVP or whether you want to Build in your area.

– Map, when you are in the game you can type /map or use our link and you will see a map of the server. Then it is easier to plan buildings, find biomes and much more.

– WIKI, On our Discord you will find lots of Wiki posts that explain lots of the server’s functions. Plugins, Dincraft has lots of stylish plugins that extend the game. Everything from teleport blocks to bridges that can close and open.

– Bedrock Support, On the server you can play with Bedrock Edition! You can even play on the server with your mobile phone on the bus.

– Fly, On the server you can fly with the command /val | Then you get the opportunity to fly with flyspeed 0.4 – Then it becomes much easier to make cool buildings and explore areas. But watch out! If you attack mobs/players, or mobs/players attack you, you fall like a brick.

– Minigames, if there are more than 7 players on the server, random minigames may appear in the chat. You just click on the chat, join the minigame and when the game is over, you return exactly where you were before the game started.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.