Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mines Excavated:	3106

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ChirstainCity

Creative

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OlympusMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival Games, Towny

OlympusMC is a new PvP server made solely for survival and hardcore PvP purposes. We provide towny protection to those in survival, but no protection to those playing in the PvP world so that you can get a true Pvp/Raiding experience. There is a Hunger Games style mini-game for anyone to play as well.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GoodGames

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

iCarey.net Survival

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Our goal is to keep this server as close to vanilla as possible. However in a world like we live in there is always at least one bad apple. So we have added LWC to lock chests, Core Protect to see “who dun it” or rollback damages, and Dynmap.

This server is on hard difficulty. There are no “OPS or Admins” with the power to use any commands other than /kick, /tempban, Core Protect and LWC admin functionality. Those few people are a small group of a select few. We expect everything to be legit.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GamesJap

Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Hello everyone, today I bring you a Non-premium server. The server has 0 lag. The server has been open for more than 1 year and has had many Minigames. It is a very fun server. We want you to enter the server to play with us and have fun with us =D IP: mc.gamesjap.eu. For now we have only put Skywars, Survival and HG. Come in, we are waiting for you =)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BullsEyePvP

Economy, Factions

On this minecraft PvP factions server there is loyal admins and owners that can help you with anything. Also if you are looking for a server with cheap ranks come to this server and have a good time interacting with the staff.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lone wolves

Factions

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineChill Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

HEY – We have custom enchants, custom token types, pvp, kits, crates, parkour, plots all done in our own fashion. Amazing builds: our pvp map is our favourite! Ore-trees, exploding sheep, luckyblocks and backpacks (with configurable preferences) – plus so much more. Join now at play.minechill.net for a friendly prison community that’s been around for 7 years!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TownyMadness

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Great new server that offers all the things you have been looking for: -Admin Shop -Voting rewards (diamonds) -Wild PvP -mcMMO -Great fair Staff The towny experience you have been looking for, we are new so we are open to new plug ins and new ideas.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

McRevival

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Welcome to McRevival.com !!! We’re a new factions server with more coming soon! We have MCMMO and Economy, and up for any suggestions to make the server as best as possible.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

M4Play

Creative, PvP

A new minecraft server network that connects creative server with a new type of guns servers and add a no lag factor with custom coded plugins to make your gameplay the most enjoyable as possible

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Buildings Constructed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Survival Skyblock

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Survival Skyblock is a Survival based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Updated to Minecraft 1.8.* Massive 200×200 Island Plots Custom Island Schematics Create your very own island and invite friends!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	483	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Treehome

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome! Treehome is a humble server owned by two brothers in a small town in Mississippi. We boast dedicated and experienced administration, an amazing community, a new 1.9 map, 1.9 grief protection, and consistent backups.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PixelMania

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

– Gyms (Coming soon after poll on website is complete) – Auto-Rankups (After a certain amount of time played on the server you will receive a rank) – Jobs (Work for money) – Point System (Vote for points and spend it on items) – Name That Pokemon Chat minigame (Coming soon the plugin is custom and still is in development) – Bikes (A Horse that you have access to /Bike) – Grief Prevention (Protect all of your builds with a golden shovel) How do I install PixelMon 3.5.1? First you have to download forge: Forge 1.7.10: http://goo.gl/bSZxDB After you’ve installed forge run it on minecraft and then close out of minecraft. Download the Pixelmon mod Pixelmon Mod: http://pixelmonmod.com/ ( Download Pixelmon 3.5.1) After downloading the Pixelmon mod go to your %appdata% -> .minecraft -> mods Once in your mods folder drag the pixelmon mod into the folder and run Minecraft forge 1.7.10

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PigParty

Creative

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Star Shards Collected:	104
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.