Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Fusion Reloaded 24/7

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

New server with amazing, friendly and experienced staff. Minigames, Creative, Factions and more! Join Now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2969	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

_EzPvP

Factions, Raiding

Hello, and welcome to the dashboard of VenomPvP. Now, I know you may all be thinking why you should join here. Well, I’m here to give you some information on our server! First of all, I’d like to say we’re a server who cares about our players, if were doing something the players don’t like, we don’t go ahead. We take in all suggestions and a lot of them are considered. Our server also has a wide variety of custom plugins. Here is a few things you’ll find on VenomPvP:

• Venom Tokens • Venom Enchants • Good hit detection • Raids • Events

Our server also contains a lot more cool features, like wonderful staff. When someone is in need of assistance we’re right there to help the player. So hey, why not try us out You wont regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Manics End

Creative, PvP, Skyblock

Come Join our family friendly community today!

Server IP: mc.ManicsEnd.com

Survival, factions and much more! No handouts and fair staff.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Vagabond Network

Economy, Factions, PvE

An RPG Factions server with a HUGE PvE aspect to it. We are are fully 1.8 Factions server so no pesky unfair fights with blockhitting 1.7 players! Join the fun and fight bosses and custom mobs with friends and your faction. – Capability of destroying Obsidian with 5 TNT hits! – Capability of breaking Bedrock with 10 TNT hits! – Killing a player has a chance to drop their head! Auction their head for cash! – Amazing auction system which allows all players to auction their items!

Join now! We try out best to make the server lag free and fun to enjoy for everyone! On behalf of the staff and other players, we welcome you to the Vagabond Network!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GummyBearGaming

Factions, Mini Games

_——=Welcome To GummyBearGaming=——_

We are a BRAND NEW minigames server and we need staff! You can apply on our website but please check the requirements. We need Admins,Mods,Devs,Ect.

please Stop By! We are currently working on Factions and minigames!

Thanks!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NoSoulz Survival

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

1.8 Survival. We have no rules and we hope you enjoy your time on our server. Staff will be coming soon. So have a great time and have fun!!!! Ranks are here!!!!

Help keep the server going i will give you my email so you can contact me

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HarmoniCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

HarmoniCraft is a tight-knit Minecraft server founded in December 2014 that features many popular gamemodes such as Factions, KitPvP, Towny, Skyblock, Creative, Minigames, and Mob Arena. FREE WORLDEDIT • MCMMO • JOBS • VAULTS • FUN COMMUNITY • GOOD STAFF Join the community now! play.HarmoniCraft.com Website: http://www.harmonicraft.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Shadownode

FTB

A small modded community. We hope to have more players. Nearly ZERO disabled items. Friendly staff and players. Join.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SkyHub – Skyblock

Adminshop, Auction, Auctionhouse, Economy, home, ISLAND, Nether, Npcs, Other, PvP, Redstoneenabled, Sethome, Shop, Skyblock, Skyblockserver, Survival, Trading, Visiting, Warps

Are you bored of over engineered “Skyblock” servers which don’t feel original?

Then we have the solution. Classic Skyblock with just a bit of extras.

Create an island and play with up to 50 team members!Improve your skills by farming, mining, fishing and much more!Trade with other players”Create auctions!Become the richest!Set up to 5 homes!Get custom itemsVote daily and get fantastic rewards

If you think this description fits your taste -> Join today!

IP: SkyHub.blockworlds.ioVersion 1.20.1 (older or newer versions should work as well)Discord: discord.com/invite/HE7NhJNA

Note: This Server is still under development.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9252	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OmniCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a Work in Progress server, so please do not get mad if the server is bad. If you have any problems, make sure to message an OP or the Owners to get it figured out!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Eh Aqui

Creative, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Eh Aqui is a Brazilian minecraft server, with several servers with different types of modes.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LoneCrew

Factions

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3971	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mc-Emily (AKA E-Nation)

Creative, Factions, Survival

Mc-Emily:

Fun for the WHOLE Family!!!!!!!! Survival, Creative (HUGE PLOTS!!!!), Kingdoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great Staff!

Server Owner: Zola_II Server Co-Owner: Emiface

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ApexFactions

Factions, PvP

======> ApexFactions <====== MCMMO MAGICSPELLS FACTIONS MOBARENA MEDIUM PVP ARENA WITH 4 SPAWNPOINTS ACTIVE STAFF 24/7 PLAY.MINECRAFTLY.COM

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hyperion Parks

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Recreating theme parks to scale in minecraft. An innovative and exciting minecraft theme park server featuring Disneyland Paris and Explorer’s Kingdom.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.