Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DriftPvp

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KoodaaCraft

MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Koodaa Craft! A friendly and fun server that mixes MMO like Mechanics with the Survival Elements of Minecraft!

We use the plugin McMMO with Autorank to give you several ranks to achieve over a period of time to unlock useful commands that will hep you dominate your landscape and make building your dream home much easier!

Perhaps you just want to explore? Thats fine! There is limitless Exploring potential and with our upcoming Elytra Flight Network you too can glide over the Savannah’s! Fly past Deserted Islands and Sore through our training ground in Spawn!

There is loads you can do, you can even just come and play peacefully if that is what you want! Your Minecraft, Your Play style!

Vote for us today to receive your free in-game Diamond per day!

So drop by today! We cant wait to greet you!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GoCraftDwa.pl

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Farms Harvested:	729
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftLords

MCMMO, Mypet, ProjectKorra, PvP, Slimefun, Towny, Vampires, Werewolves

Have you ever wanted to play modded survival, but don’t want to download the mods? Here, you don’t have to install anything! Elemental Staffs, Jetpacks, New Ores, More Foods, Industrial Machines, Magical Armor, Elemental Bending and so much more! All this accomplished through SlimeFun, ProjectKorra’s Elemental Bending, Vampires and Werewolves.All of this combines together to make your gaming experience truly awesome!

At Craftlords you will enjoy:

– ProjectKorra– Slimefun– Vampires (become the living dead)– Werewolves (gain power with the blood moon)– Slimefun Exotic Garden– Grief Prevention– 13 ranks which you obtain by /rankup with in-game currency– Removed attack cooldown added by 1.9– Mcmmo to help you build your power– Friendly knowledgeable staff– Stable server built and hosted by professionals

Join us for the adventure while you build your way to the ultimate rank of CraftLord!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Simple Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: 149.56.9.100:25565

Simple Survival Server is a vanilla Minecraft server.

I made this server to bring back to joy of playing regular Minecraft.

Join the server and play with us!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MCPL 2016

KitPvP, Parkour, Skywars, Survival

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Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blaze Network

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to a 100% Spanish Network. Active Users. Direct from Youtubers. Giveaways on Twitter and Much More!!

IP: mc.blazenetwork.es

Store: https://tienda.blazenetwork.es Web: https://www.blazenetwork.es Twitter: @BlazeNetwork_ES Facebook: /BlazeNetworkES

Available modalities: DUELS, SURVIVAL, PRISON AND SKYWARS

Come in and be part of this great community!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineCraft GB

KitPvP, Survival

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Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineFox.pl

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

The extraordinary Polish Minecraft Server MineFox.pl Forum: http://minefox.pl/

cheak it right now! Join with your friends!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TrixMC

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Games: – FFA – 1vs1 – PartyPvP – SurvivalGames Join now! ip: play.trixmc.net More awesome games are coming soon.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	624450	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Skyblock Hub

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

COME JOIN US! IP: SB-HUB.COM

Minecraft 1.16.2 Skyblock Server IP

Skyblock Hub is the ultimate classic skyblock server. We provide the best fully customized Skyblock gameplay around. Our community is second to none, and filled with friendly players! We have player mines, voting, crates, upgradeable islands, and casino!

– Compatible Versions: 1.12.2 – 1.16.2 – Friendly & Dedicated Staff Team – Casino, Upgradeble Islands, Player Mines – McMMO, Crates, Vote for Rewards – Jobs, Heads Shop, Auction House – Epic Ranks at http://store.sb-hub.com/ *Formerly: Planet Skyblock, Survival Skyblock, Faded Skyblock, Shadow Skyblock.

COME JOIN US! IP: SB-HUB.COM

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BestSky.pl

Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Join Poles on the best Polish SkyBlock Server! What do we have? See for yourself! We invite you! We also invite you to purchase the Premium rank! ItemShop: http://bestsky.csrv.pl/

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Fairy Tail RPS

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

1.9 Server – Spigot With amazing magical powers we have every class, magic type and even dragons from the show! Mission, fight others in exams and buy new spells and powers to get stronger! We even custom make your magic for you on request! You can even earn all donator ranks without actually donating! Get in now and early to help our staff and give us feedback to help our server grow!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Devos Server

MCMMO

Just your friendly neighborhood minecraft server! 1.9.2 rules: no griefing and dont be a dick! Ps: looking for staff! msg devoeryan1

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

cjServers Infinity Skyblock Server

Economy, FTB, Skyblock

v2.0.1

cjServers: Infinity Evolved Skyblock: IP Address: inf.cjservers.net Sky Factory 4: IP Address: sf4.cjservers.net Prison: IP Address: prison.cjservers.net Vanilla Survival: IP Address: van.cjservers.net

Make sure to join our discord over at https://discord.gg/ykN22Qa and check out the website at cjservers.net

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Emeralds Found:	6629	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.