Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	114

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Beacon of Serenity

Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Beacon of serenity is a server that provides the complete experience for people who want to enjoy everything Minecraft has to offer. We are a 24/7, truly international server that covers the entire globe with players from 5 continents and a dozen time zones. Server pings offline! I am working to fix this but it is almost always online just log in to check. We offer a variety of plugins that allow our players the freedom to play Minecraft THEIR way: Time-based Player Perks – The more you play the more perks you unlock! Unlock cool perks including a 2nd and 3rd home, bucket use, the /back command, /tpa, /jumpto, magic carpet, some craftbook ICs and even the ability to fly! Towny – Join one of our many towns, to build in safety – free from griefing, stealing, or surprise creeper attacks! Become a mayor and govern your residents, or start a nation and rule the map! Looking for a fight? Leave the boundaries of any town to find yourself in a pvp zone or collect XP from every MC mob in our vast wilderness. McJobs – Choose from any of the 18 available jobs and earn up to $100/hour! Then set up a secure chestshop to sell your goods, and earn your way up to the top of our player run economy! Mcmmo – Unlock awesome abilities and item drops as you play. Level up while you mine, build, hunt and explore. Can get the highest power level? And many more!… Our friendly staff is available around the clock to make sure your game play is as fair and fun as possible, and we utilize several plugins that keep chat clean, prevent hackers, and make the server safe for everyone! Hop on and say hello at mc.beaconofserenity.com, chat with us on TeamSpeak at ts.beaconofserenity.com:20103 (the password is on our forums, or just ask in-game), or head over to our forums at www.BeaconofSerenity.com and introduce yourself! We are constantly trying to improve the server so if you think of anything you would like us to add pop on over to the suggestion box on our forums and let us know! We have recently changed hands and are currently undergoing some major changes, so don’t forget to come visit us and see the new things! Description Last Updated: 14th October, 2014.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocks R Us

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

BlocksRUs is a Survival based MCMMO server with grief preventions, ranks and an economy. We encourage players to go out and explore the world, we also encourage players to buy/sell/trade with players and server. Pvp is allowed, but is not the sole purpose of the server, we hope to create a community of players that will grow the economy of the server and be able to co-mingle.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

pinksweatshirt

Hardcore

HELLO I DESPERATLEY NEED A DEVELOPER AND I WLL PAY IF SOMEONE SETS UP AN Hardcore Factions SERVER FOR ME!!!!!!!!!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PLAY.xMania.RO

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Survival SkyBlock KitPvP OITC – The Best Forum – Romanian Server – Uptime 24/7 – 24/24 support – No lagg

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ZuuzeeWorld

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Play Minecraft PC Multiplayer on our Awesome Server JOIN IP = 167.114.10.150 The Server Currently Features – Factions – McMMO – Equivalent Exchange And will soon be featuring – Hunger Games – Free Creative – Skywars – Factions – Minigames – KitPVP – Prison – SkyBlock

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Xyphrus Realms

KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Xyphrus Realms is a server created by Evanticus that was completely aimed to be a small, fun community where players can enjoy themselves in various worlds! Our worlds that we offer as of now are Skywars, Survival Games, and Towny! Each of which has it’s own unique gameplay experience for each and every member that joins! So join us today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1359
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineTeam Network

Creative, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MineTeam Network! Spanish Server Version: 1.8.X – 1.9.X – 1.10.X —— Modalities (At the moment): – Skywars – FullPvP – EggWars – FFA – Creative —– What are you waiting for? play.mineteam.es

TWITTER · @mineteamserver YOUTUBE · MineTeam Network

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Farms Harvested:	769

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ShipaiCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions

Welcome to the best server in taiwan, expirence the most modern buildings in the minecraft, take a ride on the high speed rail, metro, lightrail, and even the CARS, join now!!! Owner: ElementeHK, CangyuLin, TigerWongFTW

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Anembra Minecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

Most importantly, we do not accept anyone with even a hint of a child after our application process.

If you are, been told, or generally known for acting like an insolent child – do not bother joining.

If you’re on the other hand are a mature and older player we welcome you with open arms. Here you’ll find lots of interesting players all joined for enjoyable, casual gameplay on a solid server and a lively community.

We’ve been around for years running servers but the current setup is from February 2014 with frequent restarts and powerful hardware ensuring a pleasant experience.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Aquanios

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Aquanios a 1.10 private whitelisted Minecraft vanilla server. Apply now to have the ability to be a part of a friendly growing Minecraft community. We are currently accepting new applications. Join US at Aquanios. Apply at aquanios.com Minecraft Has A Soul This Is Where It Lives The Aquanios Server

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FunHouse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

FunHouse – 1.9 – 1.14 Our Discord invite —>> : https://discord.gg/EchJnpT Awesome new Sky Block unique in its features !New Tower Defense inspired by Bloons Tower Defense and done the Minecraft way! With several maps both single player and multi-player . Check it out! Every WeekEnd is Triple Experience . Have tons of Fun . Lots of Games . Things to see and Build . Dedicated 24/7 powerful lag free server, PVE/Creative , stable economy, lot/chest protection, Multi-world universe system with their own unique purpose. Worlds: FunHouse – Creative . Lots of already built buildings to explore , along with an Amusement Park themed town . With areas still available for you to add your creations to the Town . Earth – This is Survival as it always has been . It is dangerous at night , so don’t leave the house unarmed . and many more worlds with various mini-games : Epic SkyBlock, SkyWarsX, BuildBattle, Splegg, TNTRun, PaintBall (Solo and CTF) and Potato (a TNT Tag like game ). I am working now on new games like Murder Mystery and building the network up , New team SkyWars maps on the way .I am open to suggestions to what all of you want .

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2491
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Unique Dimensions

Survival

I deiced to host a minecraft server… I am a owner on a server called Pyro Realms and I just set this server up quickly. We have no staff ATM.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocks and Stuff

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Our Minecraft Server is a 15+ Spigot server that provides an enhanced vanilla experience. The focus of the server is Survival Minecraft, however we also provide a Creative world “The Flats” for everyone! We welcome everyone of all shapes and sizes! We have no mob griefing, keep inventory is on, a Rupee (emerald) economy, custom mob drops, a assortment of plugins to make life easier, and a custom world made by Moonti!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Erraggon

Creative

a private server with only 2 people on it plz do not entre this server with out perrmisson and please i mind and this server is a 1.9 only server lolololololoololololololololololololololololollolololololololololoololooooo

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LatinWar

Factions, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

– PLAY.LATINWAR.NET –

– No Law – No premium / Premium – Factions / SurvivalPvP – Version 1.8 / 1.9 – SkyWars – Hunger Games – FFA – Survival Epic Biomes – Anti Hacks Much more! 😀

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mines Excavated:	3505
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.