Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HAVENNL

Skyblock

FUN SERVER FOR SKYBLOCK AND SKYGRID AND MORE IS COMING. This new server is still in development. Help us improve and make this server to what u and other people want

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Survivalmp – 1.20.4

Community, Discord, Exploring, Griefing, Multiplayer Survival, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Survival

Welcome to SurvivalMP!

Survival raiding and griefing with no claims!One world with handy plugins like /home /spawn /warp and (mob)headdrops.

We are an anti p2w server with no cheating and minimum staff or chat interference.With a mature and dedicated community for over a year! No whitelist.Ranks only gives more homes and are forever.Server updates to every snapshot that’s stable (not experimental).Minimal map resets. Only when its necessary.World size gets increased with each snapshot adding new terrain.

Rules:1. No modded/hacked clients of any kind.2. No dupes or exploits.3. No spamming, advertisingor disruptive and harassing behavior in chat.4. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

G-Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

G-Craft is a BRAND new Towny server filled to the brim with everything you could imagine! (COMPLETELY updated as of November 2016)

Unique Features (not all listed): custom built quests by members and staff, custom events, special events, and a unique player-driven marketplace, and so much more!

After we came under new management at the end of October 2016, we decided to radically change the server’s approach, and would like to celebrate the changes with you! Welcome to the G-Craft community. Come hang out with us at play.g-craftserver.net!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cactus.Minecraft-Romania.Ro

MCMMO, Skyblock

Server de Skyblock Ranked! Come and play on a unique server in Romania by Skyblock Ranked! Come in if you want, leave if you can!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Gravitycraft network

Bosses, Cracked, Economy, Op skyblock, Survival, Towny

Currently on Alpha State.

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server,

We have 2 Servers to choose from,

[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server.+ Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.

[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen.+ Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on.+ Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations.+ Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward!+ There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?

Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BoostedNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

BoostedNetwork is a Minecraft Network that strives to give its players an enjoyable and safe experience, We have an active set of staff so if you have any inquiries or just need some help please feel free to contact a staff member, Don’t forget to have fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Items Found:	2571	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Frozenpvp

Factions

-=+=-Cool faction server-=+=- -=+=-Custom enchantments-=+=- -=+=-great community-=+=- -=+=-Cool Owners-=+=-

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Royalemc slimefun

Balanced Economy, Cosmetics, Grief Prevention, MCMMO, Pets, Quests, Skyblock, Slimefun

┍———[ RoyaleMC | Survival + Skyblock | 1.16-1.19.2 | Java + Bedrock ]———┑

Java: play.royale-mc.comBedrock: play.royale-mc.com:19132

┍———[ ABOUT US ]———┑

RoyaleMC is the most unique Slimefun network Minecraft has to offer. We have implemented Slimefun all over, from our crates to our ranks upgrades. If you’re a Slimefun fan and are looking to enjoy the best grind available, then look no further. We are the best. Our expert staff team and community members will welcome and help you with your Slimefun adventure! Don’t like or not interested in Slimefun? That is okay! You can enjoy the server without needing to use Slimefun other than minor item unlocks for rank upgrades for additional perks.

RoyaleMC is also a proud supporter of the non-pay-to-win aspect. Perks that a donator rank has can be obtained by all players, even /fly!

Servers:– Survival (Oct. 1st, 2022)– Skyblock (Aug. 28th, 2022)

┍———[ SLIMEFUN ADD-ONS ]———┑

✘ MiniBlocks ✘✘ Networks ✘✘ CrystamaeHistoria ✘✘ ExtraTools ✘✘ SimpleMaterialGenerators ✘✘ DynaTech ✘✘ ExtraGear ✘✘ DyeBench ✘✘ SlimeHUD ✘✘ Supreme ✘✘ InfinityExpansion ✘✘ SFCalc ✘✘ ExtraHeads ✘✘ MobCapturer ✘✘ SlimyTreeTaps ✘✘ PrivateStorage ✘✘ FlowerPower ✘✘ SlimeTinker ✘✘ TranscEndence ✘✘ FluffyMachines ✘✘ DyedBackpacks ✘✘ EcoPower ✘✘ HotbarPets ✘✘ ExoticGarden ✘✘ SlimeCustomizer ✘✘ LiteXpansion ✘✘ Netheopoiesis ✘✘ SimpleStorage ✘

┍———[ KEY FEATURES ]———┑

✘ Land Claiming (Grief Prevention) ✘✘ Custom Texture Pack ✘✘ Slimefun + Add-ons ✘✘ Slimefun Ranks ✘✘ Player & Donator Ranks ✘✘ Balanced Economy ✘✘ Active Community, Staff, & Owner ✘✘ Jobs ✘✘ 1300+ Quests (Including Slimefun Quests) ✘✘ Action House ✘✘ mcMMO ✘✘ Dynmap (http://map.royale-mc.com) ✘✘ Brewery + Custom Recipies ✘✘ Pets ✘✘ Cosmetics ✘✘ Art Map ✘✘ Player Shops✘ ✘ 100% Lag Free ✘✘ Monthly Item Collectors ✘✘ Events ✘✘ Chat Tags ✘✘ DiscordSRV ✘✘ Pyro Fishing ✘✘ Pyro Mining ✘

┍———[ COMMUNITY INFO ]———┑

Java IP: play.royale-mc.comBedrock IP: play.royale-mc.com:19132

Website: https://www.royale-mc.comDiscord: https://discord.com/invite/69cqBHD

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Flowercraft

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

FlowercraftNetwork 1.8-1.16 IP: Flowercraft.serv.nu

We have theese gamemodes on the server: -Parkour -Kitpvp -Survival -Parkour -Golf – Bedwars -Quests -Hardcore AND MORE!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Imaginecraft

Creative, Events, Keepinventory, Land Claim, Player Shops, Semi Vanilla

ImagineCraft is a semi vanilla survival server with vote ranks (each rank provides more perks), monthly custom rares, friendly staff and a welcoming community !

In the Survival world we have:

– Keep Inventory on

– 1 player sleep to help pass the night time

– A claim system to help protect your items & builds

– Custom player shops

– The End resets every 3 months

– and much much more

We also have a Creative and Events server, which host everything that you could need. The world border currently sits at 80,000 blocks wide so plenty of unexplored territory. SO with that, come join us, right click the fox or /rtp on arrival and enjoy yourselves ! Come and join us and our growing community on – Play.ImagineCraft.net:25566 and see for yourself ..

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Australian Crafters Empire (ACEMC)

Economy, Towny

Australian Crafters Empire – Towny server.

Commonly know as ACE, is a Towny server which as been running since 20th March, 2012. Its a child friendly server. Website: http://acemc.net/

The main plugins include:

– Towny + ACE Home Protect – Chest Shop – ACEevents – BlockLocker (Updated Lockette)

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	2054
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Kava PvP

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Kava PvP is a great practice pvp server with quality hit detection. It offers many features such as Team fights,combo,potpvp,soup and more.Dont forget to invite your friends, and enjoy this great server and community.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Upixel.org

Adventure, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Survival

UPixel.org is a community of Pokemon fans.On our server you will find events every week, updates and a lot of custom content.Player GymsCratesGTSSTSRaidBossSurvivalMissionsPaseBatallaGlobal Missions

And much more!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Something Survival

Economy, Survival

We are a relatively new server, about a month and a half old. The admins are going to be playing right along side in survival as well and are very active and always accessible via in game chat or email. This is going to be a semi-vanilla survival/economy server with a relatively close-knit group of players.There is a small spawn town, some players have established shops and homes around the spawn area but almost everything else is untouched.

There aren’t many rules. -Be respectful to your fellow players. -Be mature and use common sense. -No cheating… this is a survival server. Don’t ruin the fun. -No stealing from shops (Buildings around the spawn area) -No building or breaking blocks in a shop that is not yours.

Everything is negotiable. If you don’t like something or have any suggestions just let me know and we can work to satisfy everyone.

We have a few basic commands like /home, /spawn, /tpa, etc… This server offers SilkSpawners plugin so you can use silk touch to mine monster spawners. We also have TreeAssist which quickly cuts down trees when you hit them with an axe.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KC Pixelmon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay

Welcome to our new server!

Join Now To Get Started-Choose your Plot Obtain 3 Pokemon and get your plot!! Laucher download here: http://mirror.pixelmonmod.com/launcher/beta/ Choose the highest version for both and you will be all set.

Looking for trainers for possible gym leaders. Still working on plugins but the mod is working great. Also check out my twitch at: www.twitch.tv/genericonlinegaming

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.